Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML
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sparkey0127 0
that I terrible!! **** your life indeed!!
xo_candy 0
Don't they have medicine for that? fyl
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Comments (171)
doctorr_fml 9
shut up! that's not even remotely true! vasovagal syncope happens when your blood pressure DROPS as your blood pools in your feet. fainting is your bodys way of getting the blood to rush back to your brain. during sex your blood pressure INCREASES so the two are not even interlinked. look in a medical book before you wish diseases upon your self in your neverending need for sympathy.
kmaikell 0
:)
daniel_pb 0
awe snap
sasha_is_my_name 5
You go girl!
Therid 22
You know, I have been told I have it by my doctor, cus I used to pass out when I was under pressure. Like when I had a lot of anxiety, I'd just faint. Can they be interlinked like that?
pitt259 0
I used to have that. I was able to have sex. I just had to drink a lot of fluids. I only ever passed out from standing up to long
jimbo0630 0
you are not a standup comedian.
kidcucumber 0
lol that blooooooooows. speaking of blows. guess you won't be blowin or gettin blown anytime soon!
thejinxmyster 0
Listen to "doctorr", Vasovagal Syncope is the professional name for standard fainting. For it is related to your sexual activity, then you either must hate sex, or experience much pain during. If neither are true, I would get a second opinion!
xdarknightx 0
first
boopityboppity 11
@Boddmon (#24) No, but that's a choice. If I can abstain, then surely the OP can as well.
Boddmon 0
lol choice? you probably choose to not call up a hooker. That's your definition of "abstaining from sex" because you don't get any otherwise.
Juliaa15 6
why is everyone thinking they can't get any? it's not a need they can, or don't have to, obstain if they want, disreguarding if they can "get any" or not.
abcnonamecba 0
aaaaahhhhhhhhhh poor you XD
ashleysmashleyyy 0
dayummm):
razorp 0
@boopitybopity- you must be ugly so fyl as well