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Sounds like the big man upstairs doesn't want you to do that.

I know that feeling, was the same with my Ex. After a few weeks of trying, he finally told me he was still a virgin and scared of his first time (even though he really wanted to, I didn't pressure him or anything). A few nights later it suddenly worked =) Might be a similar problem with your bf, just don't pressure him or think it's your fault.

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Morgan Freeman?

Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and... shine. let's just say your hour hasn't... cum again.

Wrong Freeman, #55.

#59: It's Morgan's younger brother, Gordon Freeman. He's one of those geeky physics types. Also, he's adopted.

pardon my ignorance, what does she mean by the 'year long dry spell'...

She hasn't had sex in a year, #80.

At least you are keeping it tight

Maybe he's just shy, keep at it and try lube maybe

A vagina doesn't become loose just from having sex. Do your research :P. If that was the case I'd feel so sorry for women who have given birth. (Seeing as a baby is much larger than a penis..hopefully at least)

Lol 63...nice try. yeah a woman's snatch definitely doesn't loosen up after delivery...yeah keep telling yourself that sweetheart

@63 He didn't even state that a vagina got loose from sex, lol.

Good advice. Try that, OP, if you haven't already.

#3 fumbles the ball but #6 comes in with the fast recovery!(Crowd roars with cheers).

Don't give up OP!

It's hard ...and it's gone...

#4 is right! I've had a lot of friends who had this problem with boyfriends and there are soo many reasons it can happen that has absolutely nothing to do with you.

Put it in a splint?

Do you know how penises work?

Of course I do. You tie it tightly between two sticks, place it gently inside a vagina, sit very still and wait patiently for five minutes, and then it releases magic tadpoles when the man pees out of it into the woman's belly. Then, nine months later, the baby comes out of the woman's belly button.

Jesus fuck that comment made me choke on my water

great description lol

#20 proves that the sex ed in schools are pure propaganda, that's the real truth right there.

i think thats called viagra

Ask him if he's gay or a pedophile... If pussy makes you soft something really wrong with you.

It sounds like it might be a medical problem he should go see a doctor they have medication for that.

I know that feeling, was the same with my Ex. After a few weeks of trying, he finally told me he was still a virgin and scared of his first time (even though he really wanted to, I didn't pressure him or anything). A few nights later it suddenly worked =) Might be a similar problem with your bf, just don't pressure him or think it's your fault.

One word..... Viagra

It's the pecker picker upper!

Two words: he's gay.

Viagra is like caps lock for your penis.