By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 02:32 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

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Today, my new boyfriend and I really wanted to have sex, but he went soft as soon as he entered me. This happens every time we try. I feel cursed by my year-long dry spell. FML
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VeganDarkLight 31

I know that feeling, was the same with my Ex. After a few weeks of trying, he finally told me he was still a virgin and scared of his first time (even though he really wanted to, I didn't pressure him or anything). A few nights later it suddenly worked =) Might be a similar problem with your bf, just don't pressure him or think it's your fault.

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gracehi 31

Of course I do. You tie it tightly between two sticks, place it gently inside a ******, sit very still and wait patiently for five minutes, and then it releases magic tadpoles when the man pees out of it into the woman's belly. Then, nine months later, the baby comes out of the woman's belly button.

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LPac5295 27

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PerfectDarkTails 8

Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and... shine. let's just say your hour hasn't... cum again.

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doctorhook86 24

#59: It's Morgan's younger brother, Gordon Freeman. He's one of those geeky physics types. Also, he's adopted.

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Stephencharis 14

pardon my ignorance, what does she mean by the 'year long dry spell'...

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hugozac88 22

Maybe he's just shy, keep at it and try lube maybe

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Emmiii_fml 18

A ****** doesn't become loose just from having sex. Do your research :P. If that was the case I'd feel so sorry for women who have given birth. (Seeing as a baby is much larger than a penis..hopefully at least)

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Patriots21 14

Lol 63...nice try. yeah a woman's snatch definitely doesn't loosen up after delivery...yeah keep telling yourself that sweetheart

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lgtservbot 13

@63 He didn't even state that a ****** got loose from sex, lol.

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gracehi 31

Good advice. Try that, OP, if you haven't already.

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LowExpectations 30

#3 fumbles the ball but #6 comes in with the fast recovery!(Crowd roars with cheers).

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incoherentrmblr 21

It's hard ...and it's gone...

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shessohighh 10

#4 is right! I've had a lot of friends who had this problem with boyfriends and there are soo many reasons it can happen that has absolutely nothing to do with you.

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gracehi 31

Of course I do. You tie it tightly between two sticks, place it gently inside a ******, sit very still and wait patiently for five minutes, and then it releases magic tadpoles when the man pees out of it into the woman's belly. Then, nine months later, the baby comes out of the woman's belly button.

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iAlissa 34

Jesus **** that comment made me choke on my water

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Retaheki 27

#20 proves that the sex ed in schools are pure propaganda, that's the real truth right there.

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SpittinThisShit 8

Ask him if he's gay or a pedophile... If pussy makes you soft something really wrong with you.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

It sounds like it might be a medical problem he should go see a doctor they have medication for that.

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VeganDarkLight 31

I know that feeling, was the same with my Ex. After a few weeks of trying, he finally told me he was still a virgin and scared of his first time (even though he really wanted to, I didn't pressure him or anything). A few nights later it suddenly worked =) Might be a similar problem with your bf, just don't pressure him or think it's your fault.

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