Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML
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sparkey0127 0
that I terrible!! **** your life indeed!!
xo_candy 0
Don't they have medicine for that? fyl
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Comments (171)
CD463 0
what a swine...good luck with that!
Snapdragon289 6
why? what did he do to deserve not being able to perform a normal human function, without passing out.
snafu57 1
I went out with a girl who had that. we could have great sex. she just didn't know it
Boddmon 0
lol dude that's sick!
Livlifefunny 1
Hahaha
SillySydney 0
That's the best thing I've seen all day! Haha, XD
danzer827 0
does this justify sucide?
Herropreez17 0
If I had it... yes IMO.
itouchguy360 3
that sucks! Look into medication for it. If their isn't, fyl! :(
boopityboppity 11
So don't have sex. It's not that hard.
ginasays 0
HAH literally.
lxclark 17
LOL nice. Thumbs up for you :P
alexomAnexo 0
95. You are laughter god......
Timmo_fml 2
Spoken like a true virgin. It's like pringles, once you pop, you just can't stop!
cascor 0
how could she/he possiblydeserve this? dumbasses..
joeyrocks 0
he
shyam513 13
This must be one of THE worst non life-threating dieseases a man can get - OP FYL
isurus_fml 0
well, you could die when you smash your head into something. i passed out and smashed my face on a hard wood floor. permanent scar on my lower lip after it exploded from hitting the floor. nose and teeth didnt feel too good either. wife saw the whole thing, but happened so fast she couldnt do anything. was inches away from hitting my head on a wall on the way down.
Am4eyo 0
hahaha, YDI for being a pussy
luuuu20 0
omg that's horribleeeee damn
Boddmon 0
#17 No? Not hard eh? You must have a lottttttttt of sex.