Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML
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Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
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containsnosoy 0
I'm sorry, did you say you waited eight years for HIM to ask YOU out?
gecko13 0
we are all the same size in bed!
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Comments (131)
boog_fml 7
I've liked someone that long but I sure as hell didn't wait for them. We've seen a lot of other people in that time but still haven't had the chance to be together =
bk_chick13 0
and he didn't realize how tall you were for the last 8 years
mks2895 3
i think its weirder that u liked him for 8 years ^^, and havent been going out.. that whole time. or any of it.
Stumblebum30 5
Soooo in 8 years he's never even seen you before? (otherwise he would have already have known you were taller).
ily1210 10
8 years? holy crap. and what a shallow asshole. dont worry, theres other people.
artsavage13 0
Wow.... I can understand a girl dumping a shorter guy, a guy dumping a taller girl? If he's that dumb, you can find someone far better. I know it sucks now, but you'll be ok. Happy hunting.
BritishHobo 0
Why is it okay for someone to dump someone smaller than them, but not taller? Or, if that wasn't your point, why is it okay for the girl to break up with him, but not him with the girl?
EricJ 3
You can do better than him.
kmgentil 0
well now you can put that guy on your "guys not to date when your older and their begging you back" list.
MadeOfAwesome 1
Haha, what? You've presumably known each other for the past 8 years, and he just NOW notices you're taller?
MadeOfAwesome 1
Ahh, nevermind. I think I understand what's going on. Obviously he had a change of heart in going out with her, so he just came up with an excuse.
EastonxStealth 0
i'm in 8th grade so idk if this matters but I'm going out with a girl 5.11 and I'm only 5.8 and it is a little intimidating but nothing to dump someone for...it's not like they can help how tall they are