Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
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containsnosoy 0
I'm sorry, did you say you waited eight years for HIM to ask YOU out?
gecko13 0
we are all the same size in bed!
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Comments (131)
EnaBoC 5
Eh...YDI. I'm sorry but, I'd dump you too if you were taller.
hotcoco32 0
don't feel bad. i like a guy who's shorter than me. you'll find a guy. :)
Ultimate_Cynic 0
*Singing* Short people got no reason Short people got no reason Short people got no reason to liiiiiiive!
fa11en 0
That jerk is not worth your time.
Rint 0
He's just too shallow to understand there is far more to a woman than her height.
BuzzSurf90 0
What an ass! FYL for sure.
The1collector 0
wait let me get this right 8 YEARS you've been obsessing over a guy for eight YEARS. i hoped you learned some kind of lesson here.
recreationxd 0
omg that's really sad!!!! ):
LemilyCullen 0
That IS kinda saad. My boyfriend's like 2 inches smallerr than me and he lovees me. I don't think size should matter. He's a jerk for doing that
jskibabe22 4
he's a douche