Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
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containsnosoy 0
I'm sorry, did you say you waited eight years for HIM to ask YOU out?
gecko13 0
we are all the same size in bed!
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frickyourlives 0
I don't understand this, tall woman means sexy long legs, unless they are freakishly built.
anela_fml 0
Nicole Kidman is very happy now with out Tom
CallMeHush 1
She should be, he is a freakish runt.
WTFsGoingOn 0
Tom makes me feel tall.
fudgnugget 0
haha sux to be u
cIouds 15
Sucks to be your English teacher too.
wt_fan253 0
Dude! I hope that doesn't happen to me! The guy I've liked for a while now is either my height, or a little shorter. I don't think he'd dump me for that, though. He hates being short, but he isn't a douche.
WTFsGoingOn 0
I'm glad you are aware that the OPs crush was a douche, if the guy you like acts that way punch him for it, just to rub it in ;) But seriously, don't wait 8 years for him to make the first move. Ask him out and then just let him think it was his idea.
dorworters 9
you need to get over him, thts just pathetic........also, as someone else said, eight yrs and he doesn't know ur taller? eithr thts a lie or ur a creeper
chauncy88 0
So he asked you out, and you've known him for 8 years, but he didn't know you were taller than him until after all that happened...? That makes absolutely no sense
killabee 0
Maybe she just had a growth spurt and recently became taller than him. :) lol
decaturboizone6 0
coming from a short man (5'3) i could care less if someone was taller then me if we click on that level idc but on another note how can you "like" someone for eight years and never discuss how tall both of you are sounds like a stalker to me ydi for putting so much into a crush for someone that you've most likely never meet in person until now
xXiviXx 0
wat is YDI?
clumsykatie 0
YDI = You Deserved It.
AntiChrist7 0
1) it's a lame reason 2) He could have noticed that earlier. Don't date idiots. YDI
nofxtime 0
Without any additional info, I am guess the OP is a kid of some kind so it is pretty natural for a young man to be really self conscious about about stuff like that. .....damn I sound old.