Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML
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Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
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containsnosoy 0
I'm sorry, did you say you waited eight years for HIM to ask YOU out?
gecko13 0
we are all the same size in bed!
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Comments (131)
BroChill91 0
If you went down on him more this wouldn't be a problem
Jaded4good 0
It really sucks to realize that all these years you were into an idiot.
cutebuttshorty 0
I don't have that problem, I'm 5'0 ;)
itsallgoodintheh 0
me neather :)
coffeegal 0
I'm 2 inches taller than my bf and we're just fine :)
misskity6 0
this is sooooo confusing. did he not know how tall you were after 8 years because you met on the Internet?
Dildo_Saggins 0
8 years! wtf
GreenRupee 0
What an idiot. I'm 2 inches smaller than my girlfriend, and everything's awesome. He probably just doesn't has much self esteem.
PumaFau 0
He is a pussy
melasaurus 3
ugh, you don't deserve someone so shallow anyway.
CypherNinja 3
I think he used the height thing as an excuse for something else. Either he is nervous to ruin whatever you to have had for the last 8 years by keeping the relationship going or he sacrificed your friendship by breaking up with you with such a silly reason so that you would go on. Either it was a message from him to move or he's ignorant, though the first one seems nicer. Regardless, move on with your life. (though I'm not to talk, going on 6 years. Still just fine.)