By drfrogpepper - 01/01/2011 23:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 994
You deserved it 3 591

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wow, guess he liked her alot..

Yeah, I feel sick and just a little dirty even dignifying you with a response, troll, but okay. It's not closed-minded at all to expect someone to do the decent thing and abide by a "contract" if you will that they implicitly agreed to when they asked another person out. Ooh, this girl is desperate, fine let's pick her up, do god knows what with/to her, then wantonly leave her high and dry and an emotional wreck when someone a little "better" one comes along! You're pathetic; pretending to be amoral doesn't make you look cool in the slightest, especially when it's such a transparent ploy for cool kid points. If you have a problem with me putting out my own opinion, then don't play at the whole "oh noes haw hee haw but I'm entitled to my view being unmolested". And I'm not so stupid as to trade more comments with you after this one, ya fucker, because anyone who's been on FML for even a short time knows your game of desperately trying to have the last word, and dragging these bullshit-fests on as long as humanly possible. So consider this and please refrain from being quite such a motherfucking idiot in future. Good day, sir.

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wow, guess he liked her alot..

Then why would he go out with someone else? On another note, did the new girl know about the relationship? I hope it was a pity date, and that she dumped him right afterwards. (:

If she kept rejecting him, she definitely wasn't worth it. Did you try telling him that?

she probably has bigger boobs.

I'm srry Drfrogpepper

@real family guy : lol or implants? I guess the guitar guy had backup plans, huh? op being said plans :P better luck next time op, thanks for playing. (but seriously, sucks for op)

Mayybb you just need a rebound *wink face* :D

He sounds like a clingy loser to me, I think OP dodged a bullet.

Right. That crap would have gotten old fast. I had an ex like that, I wanted to punch him. While I was packing my stuff, he started singing

sloppy seconds ;D

you know alot about sloppy seconds?

wow, that sucks OP :/ I'm sorry guys can be total douche bags sometimes. time to move on :)

Why am I not surprised it's you of all people saying this, Organisedchaos. You're possibly the most annoying contrarian fuck on FML. Do you really have to take ludicrously troll-like stances on everything just to get a rise out of people? Nevermind your frankly idiotic argument, take a look at the key phrase "dumped me". Yeah.

Did you miss the request "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful"?

Did you miss the brain handouts back in your mother's womb? Was it really necessary for you to poke your head in here as a cheap attempt to achieve a sense of superiority? I tried long and hard to be respectful, but this dipshit has had quite enough air-time already. So kindly shut the hell up and let justice take its course.

Yeah, I feel sick and just a little dirty even dignifying you with a response, troll, but okay. It's not closed-minded at all to expect someone to do the decent thing and abide by a "contract" if you will that they implicitly agreed to when they asked another person out. Ooh, this girl is desperate, fine let's pick her up, do god knows what with/to her, then wantonly leave her high and dry and an emotional wreck when someone a little "better" one comes along! You're pathetic; pretending to be amoral doesn't make you look cool in the slightest, especially when it's such a transparent ploy for cool kid points. If you have a problem with me putting out my own opinion, then don't play at the whole "oh noes haw hee haw but I'm entitled to my view being unmolested". And I'm not so stupid as to trade more comments with you after this one, ya fucker, because anyone who's been on FML for even a short time knows your game of desperately trying to have the last word, and dragging these bullshit-fests on as long as humanly possible. So consider this and please refrain from being quite such a motherfucking idiot in future. Good day, sir.

Well not that you care, but I have to agree with KaySL. The guy shouldn't have pursued a relationship with OP, knowing that he had feelings for someone else. It was very unfair to her, and she ended up hurt in the end. Not to mention that KaySL has the brains to properly capitalize a word here and there.

KaySL is a bad ass.

k it's great that this is getting so much attention but KaySL chill out why u trippin over a troll? he doesnt have a life, why u proving u don't either?

Since when does commenting here indicate a lack of a life? In the age of smart phones (and not-so-smart commenters), people can have FML at their fingertips anywhere. For all you know, KaySL could be trippin' on ecstasy at a rave in Buenos Aires or partying with the Kardashians in Miami while typing out at quick comment on his Blackberry Torch. So until you have the facts, make like a tree and get outta here.

I never got the phrase "make like a tree."

19- You have anger issues.....

not just commenting here smartass. he's getting pissed off by a troll, I'm telling him to chill out. but of course u should focus on one of my words instead of the idea that I present, and what kind of a useless sidekick would u be if u didn't suck up to KaySL at the same time.

75 - Neither did I...

Sydney, you're failing miserably at making a point here. So what you're saying is that getting angry proves he has no life? What idea are you presenting exactly? It seems to me you've taken too many hockey sticks to the head and don't have two brain cells to rub together. And "useless sidekick" made me LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOOLLOL seriously shut the fuck up.

it also always helps to know the whole story.. rather than just one sentence

75 and 80.. I always heard "make like a tree and leave." I guess that makes sense because trees have leaves, but "make like a tree and get outta here" doesn't make sense to me either.

Have you never seen Back to the Future? Biff Tannen? Am I the only one here who remembers that line from the movie? Anyone? Bueller?

"Marty: What happens to us in the future? Do we become assholes or something?" I guess that answer would be "yes".

Sadly Doc, no I haven't :(

EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT!

Kay, I noticed in your argument, you're treating the situation as if he just left and went to the next cute girl he saw. He obviously REALLY wanted the other girl, which op new when getting into the relationship (at least that's what I'm inferring). You can't blame him for jumping at an opportunity he's been waiting a REALLY long time for, and you believe otherwise, you're either a hypocrite or one who settles for less way too easily.

@SydneyCrosby: Fuck off. Since when does agreeing with someone make you that person's sidekick. Grow up and make some intelligent comments and maybe you'll feel a little more wanted yourself. @MnBran6: Well, I'm so glad to know that A) You adore logical fallacies, and B) You think it's okay to walk all over and emotionally fuck someone up if you just WANTED something a lot. It's no excuse AT ALL for what the guy here did. And how did the OP know about this other girl beforehand? For all you know and in all probability, she only found out about her after the event when her cock of a boyfriend explained all as he kicked her to the curb. Is it REALLY too much to ask for a little basic loyalty? By your argument, I could pick up a girl and then really really want to bang the shit out of a doughnut, and that'd be reason to screw the girl over. Yeah, a ridiculous example, but that's about all you deserve for trotting out the "if you don't agree with me, you're either a hypocrite or someone with low-standards or a commie space alien fuck from Mars" line. Go learn the basics of civilised and logical debating, and maybe I won't have to tell you to shut the fuck up quite so bluntly.

@ Kay; it is not ok to fuck a doughnut. Finger bang yes. Fuck... no. Anyway, on the other note, it isn't so much that he left her for another girl, it is that he took so much effort to woo OP and then dump her. Seriously, had he really had feelings for the OP to take such an effort, he should have forgotten said other girl. I really hate player wannabes. You want to win a girl over? Be sweet, be kind, but be fucking sincere.

:( Aww poor you. You should have played hard to get like that one chick that kept rejecting him!

Never "play" hard to get. If you don't like a guy, reject him and move. if you do like the guy, don't reject him.

Maybe if you hadn't been such a frigid, heartless bitch for so long this wouldn't have happened to you. Serves you right, dumbass.

Trying to decide who is more of an arsehole, you or the OP's ex. It's a toughie.

nah I'll go with Doc

gees pig that's a little harsh

More fans of Doc I guess

Tj- I have legions of hateful, malevolent, acrimonious fans. I'm frankly a bit surprised that my (obviously hideously sarcastic) comment is getting voted down so heavily. Can't win 'em all, I guess.

If it's any consolation, I thought your comment had just the right amount of sarcasm.

hmmm? what are you even talking about

Drfrogpepper - People seem to be upset at my sarcasm and are voting the comment down and burying it. If you're on the FML app you can't see that. Obviously we don't know your whole story since you're limited to 200 characters.

Oh my goodness Doc, you scared me there for a second! One minute you were supporting KaySL who was supporting OP and then the next you made a nasty comment towards OP which I did not at first realize was sarcastic. I suppose I should have seen the sarcasm in it because you did support what KaySL was saying, and if you disagreed you most likely wouldn't have, but sarcasm doesn't transfer well over the internet. Anyways, thanks for stating it was sarcasm for us slower people. ;) I was about to be very sad because you are one of my favorite FML commenters and I was afraid you had gone to the dark side. This dark side being those people who comment saying something like "hurr durr, ur lyk sewww dumb op yew deserved it loozerrr". Of course some people do deserve it, but you know what I mean. So, there wasn't really any important point to this, just wanted to say keep being awesome and having a brain and I'm sorry so many people voted you down.

believe me, never ever never trust guitarists.

the songs were probably about the other chick.

That makes you even sadder than a rebound.

holy crap am I high? I thought your DP was Ariel.. the mermaid..

You're high *nods*.

Don't worry about it 87, I once thought Doorjte's picture was Tinkerbell.

So he asked her out again while u two were together? You should be happy he's gone

Jerk. What a guy will do for a girl.

OP... be prepared. When HE gets dumped, he will be back to fiddle for you.