Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
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containsnosoy 0
I'm sorry, did you say you waited eight years for HIM to ask YOU out?
gecko13 0
we are all the same size in bed!
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Comments (131)
apfunction 0
they're both losers. liking someone for EIGHT YEARS and waiting fir them to make a move is pathetic. do what I do: ask them out right away and get rejected. that way you never have to worry about being let down.
CallMeHush 1
Don't worry about it, a guy that is intimidated/scared of tall girls will be lacking in other areas also.
Hellcrapdamn 0
I kinda like it when women are a bit taller than me. It makes me feel like they could beat people up for me.
ilovebradiew 0
well he shldve noticed that earlier if you were alot taller than him:/ so he probs dumped you because of something else
noshitsherlock 0
EIGHT YEARS?!?! Wow, you really need to get a life. And to be realistic and get over it. How will you EVER get laid if this is your dating strategy? "Ooooo let's devote the next 12 years of my life to someone with zero interest in me!!!" ... You really need to make some lifestyle adjustments..
lostfaithinpppl 19
That's almost exactly to the word what I was going to say! Glad someone on this site has a grip on reality.
J3NNYP3NNY47 0
You can like someone, and date someone else, just because she said she liked him for 8 years doesn't mean she never dated another guy.
ithappened2me 8
This sounds familiar to me.. I'm very tall also, and the most boys get intimidated by standing next to me.. He's an idiot anyway, by dumping you 'cause you were taller than him.
ZeroZoom 6
Same thong happens to me all the time!
fml_is_so_funny 0
So let me get this straight.. he asked you out and then dumped you when he realized you were taller then him? When u started dating, were u always sitting down so he couldn't tell how tall you were? Or are you a dumbass using words too liberally? Seems to me that if you two were really dating he would have already known you were taller than him, and wouldn't have dumped u because of that. Maybe it was because he realized you were such a loser, liking him for 8 years.
FoundManyLemons 0
What an ass.
davidhasmorefun 0
being 6'1" myself. if a girl was taller than me I would not date her either. most guys don't like girls taller than them. it's just like how I don't like blondes. just a personal preference.
chauncy88 0
Yeah but you wouldn't ask out a girl and then dump her once you realized how tall she was, you should be able to see how tall she is before asking her out... This makes no sense