By terrified - 08/06/2015 03:13 - United States - Union Star

Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML
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mattrd_fml 31

how do you let things get that bad? hire an exterminator. YDI.

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sailorarctic 22

might want to have an exterminator come in OP. you could end up facing a brown recluse infestation oyherwise.

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Onyx3288 22

Citrus oil mixed with natural dish soap in a liter of water. Put it in a spray bottle and spray away. You have to reapply it once a week I think, but it won't affect your kids or pets (if you have any) and it should help.

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hetalia_thailand 20

Also, mixing equal parts vinegar with water and spraying that directly onto the spider a couple times works sometimes, I've done it myself and the spider died almost instantly

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Benmantha 31

My first thought was "I hope OPs not from Australia, if yes, time to get the hell away from there!", but thankfully you're not.

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rockydify 22

This is not even an FML in Australia, it's just an ML.

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DaEpicTaco 13

Time to move or burn down your house

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mads_nicole 19

All aboard the nope train to Kentucky!

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Angsty_Armadillo 25

Wouldn't it be heading away from Kentucky. Perhaps to Fuckthatville or Burnitdowntown?

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Cassandra2015 21

Call Billy . he might be able to solve your problem !

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ohSNAPyall 26

Bring in a bird to catch the spiders, that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside your blankets.

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EarlFug 19

But then she'd be into cats, dogs, goats, cows, but hopefully not horses because I hear they're not good for your health..

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limabeans101029 20

I used to be really paranoid about spiders lurking in towels so I'd always shake out any towels, blankets etc. before I used them. Then one day I decided that was a silly, paranoid thing to do so I decided to stop doing it. Literally the first time I used a towel without shaking it out, I ended up with a huge spider on my face. It was a terrible day D: Anyway, you have my sympathies OP, I can't deal with spiders.

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demonddm 24

peppermint and vodka in a spray bottle. spray it every where. spiders dont like peppermint and the vodka helps the peppermint smell stay. it is what i use and i have no spiders in the house

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demonddm 24

no. the vodka goes in the bottle. i use whiskey for courage.

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fatman1970 25

Thanks for that little tip. I'll use that myself. I hate spiders!

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