Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML
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Today, and every day for the last ten days, I’ve woken up in the morning and found another new spider somewhere in my room, ten days in a row. I don’t know where the bastards are coming from but I’m seriously considering sleeping in another room, or buying a new house. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that if you leave your sheets on the washing line too long, spiders will go and make their new home in them. FML
Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I had to sleep on couch cushions on the kitchen floor because I saw a tiny spider crawl under my bed. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
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kingcaper817 14
Burn it, burn it to the ground
weedle99 23
Exterminator?
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Comments (109)
Mandybruin 15
Do you live in the woods? My gosh!
Tiegan_waz_here 8
Sounds like you're in Australia
macironicheez 7
Learn parseltongue
ConstantlyAnna 8
Here in Australia, I shake out my shoes before i put them on every single time. And i live in the suburbs of a major city!
pinque 19
And why haven't you burned your house down yet ?
Blockatiel_2003 0
All aboard the nope train!!!
NotPsycho 17
I like to think of spiders God's way of saying he hates us.
GhettoFishy 8
The amount of spiders is TOO DAMN HIGH!
MetaFoxStar 11
omgsh kill the spiders. sticky traps cups of sugar water on the floor. poison. use a shoe!
BooBooKittyF11 21
my landlord refuses to fix that problem at this house.... its sooo much fun waking up to a brown recluse next to you in bed