By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
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Doortje 29

Eww, get back in the shower. How did you not feel it though? Anyway, FYL.

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trick619 0

she got a free protein meal to start off the day

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shannonreneee 11

I don't know, I would like to think the squelching sound would be a give away. Then again it happens to the best of us.

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TigersLoveCinnam 0

#46, can't say I've ever had that happened to me lol maybe the OP lives more up north where bugs and spiders are the size of cats

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Imagirll 3

#59 I live up north and I have never seen a bug the size of a cat...

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TigersLoveCinnam 0

#61, figure of speech. They are not literally the size of mammals, but they are bigger and more plentiful up north in Ontario, especially during the summer and in cottage country

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TayonaC 10

ha this is one of those times where I'm happy we don't get spiders... our cat kills them ^_^

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tulsafml 0

your cat is in danger of those spider size of cats!

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badluckalex 23

I have never thought to check my towel before drying off, but thanks to you I do now....

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wisericky 12

i would have gotten my straw and suck up what i missed.

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el_chicharito_14 0

you're hardcore bro

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GravyGuy 11

I cringed while reading this. This would also suck if OP has arachnophobia.

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KitchKraft 21

Pff. I'd ******* kill myself if that happened to me.

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LunaNstars 0

you spider killer!!!!! i will avenge that poor creature!

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alicianoar 7

I'll help. My friend threw a shoe at a huntsman the other day and killed it because he's a little pussy bitch and we all had a rage at him.

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zoraman5 3

I'm what you'd call a "pussy" as I'm arachnophobic, but I'd never kill one. :3

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Jazziieeeeeee 2

ive killed alot more than one...trust me it doesn't

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elainelovesyou 7

Ewie. Should've used your hands to wipe away at least MOST of the water.. Duh.

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KVKdragon 26

luckily, you're in the bathroom so you can just wash it off ASAP. although, I too would be flipping out because of the grossness factor.

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Acousticpixie14 6

Poor spider! ]:

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oxAshleAxo 8

and this is why I always shake out the towel first! just in case

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lol_ironic_life 9

#10 Agreed! I shake out my towel too just to avoid a situation like this. :)

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TheFection 0

spider spider on the wall, have you got no sense at all? don't you know that wall's been plastered? now you're stuck you stupid... spider.

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hawty12345 0

14 ; picture, and comment WIN

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