By SpideyFace - 19/3/2011 01:36 - Canada
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
Comments
Reply

#61, figure of speech. They are not literally the size of mammals, but they are bigger and more plentiful up north in Ontario, especially during the summer and in cottage country