By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Eww, get back in the shower. How did you not feel it though? Anyway, FYL.


she got a free protein meal to start off the day

I don't know, I would like to think the squelching sound would be a give away. Then again it happens to the best of us.

#46, can't say I've ever had that happened to me lol maybe the OP lives more up north where bugs and spiders are the size of cats

Imagirll 3

#59 I live up north and I have never seen a bug the size of a cat...

#61, figure of speech. They are not literally the size of mammals, but they are bigger and more plentiful up north in Ontario, especially during the summer and in cottage country

TayonaC 10

ha this is one of those times where I'm happy we don't get spiders... our cat kills them ^_^

your cat is in danger of those spider size of cats!

badluckalex 23

I have never thought to check my towel before drying off, but thanks to you I do now....

i would have gotten my straw and suck up what i missed.

el_chicharito_14 0
GravyGuy 11

I cringed while reading this. This would also suck if OP has arachnophobia.

Pff. I'd ******* kill myself if that happened to me.

LunaNstars 0

you spider killer!!!!! i will avenge that poor creature!

I'll help. My friend threw a shoe at a huntsman the other day and killed it because he's a little pussy bitch and we all had a rage at him.

I'm what you'd call a "pussy" as I'm arachnophobic, but I'd never kill one. :3

ive killed alot more than me it doesn't

Ewie. Should've used your hands to wipe away at least MOST of the water.. Duh.

KVKdragon 26

luckily, you're in the bathroom so you can just wash it off ASAP. although, I too would be flipping out because of the grossness factor.

Acousticpixie14 6

and this is why I always shake out the towel first! just in case

#10 Agreed! I shake out my towel too just to avoid a situation like this. :)

spider spider on the wall, have you got no sense at all? don't you know that wall's been plastered? now you're stuck you stupid... spider.