Spiders, Phobias and Animals: Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that... - FML

By terrified - 08/06/2015 03:13 - United States - Union Star

Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML

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kingcaper817 14

Monday 8 June 2015 14:28

Burn it, burn it to the ground

weedle99 23

Monday 8 June 2015 14:30

Exterminator?

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S1N9UL4R17Y 8

Monday 8 June 2015 19:31

why don't you call a pest control service? It will probably take more than one treatment though.

shitstorm28 11

Monday 8 June 2015 19:37

call an exterminator, op.

LyricaSilvan 29

Monday 8 June 2015 19:46

You know they have pest control people for that, right?

1dvos_grl3 21

Monday 8 June 2015 19:55

I think it's time to bug spray the house..

maynaymay 10

Monday 8 June 2015 20:08

Screw cleaning I would run and never return

awesomeali 19

Monday 8 June 2015 20:30

Let there be fire!!?

imunoz903 13

Monday 8 June 2015 20:51

What kind of spiders?

disney_blonde 16

Monday 8 June 2015 21:56

If an exterminator's too expensive, get some bug bombs, leave the house for a few hours. Now the bugs they eat and spiders are all dead.

abbey1822 12

Monday 8 June 2015 21:59

Do you live in Hell?

rien151 19

Tuesday 9 June 2015 0:43

spray peppermint essential oil mixed with water. I had a huge spider problem when we moved to Kentucky and since I started spraying it I haven't had any issues. Best of luck

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