Animals: Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg....

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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By yikes - 21/04/2012 08:36 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

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By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By moorox45 - 16/01/2012 17:10 - United States

Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 14:00

Today, while I was working from home on my laptop and had my feet up on the coffee table, I felt something on my foot. I looked down to see a spider the size of a quarter on top of my bare foot. It started doing something so I froze, hoping it wouldn't bite me. Instead, it anchored the start of its web to my skin. FML

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Saturday 21 November 2009 20:40

You shouldn't of killed that spider, fear for your life, my friend. fear.

khung835 6

Saturday 21 November 2009 20:44

i saw that once when i was a kid. yeahh like 15 years ago. I used a staff to killed a big spider in my bathroom and thousands of baby spiders crawled out from her stomach. It freaked me out so I wet a cloth with gasoline and burned them all :D

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iWantACookie95 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 20:40

You shouldn't of killed that spider, fear for your life, my friend. fear.

neonokku 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 21:24

Omg creepy o_O I would have ran out there screaming

GreatestxKimchi 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 5:48

i wouldve ran out screaming like a lil girl !!! OMGGG tats worsier then taking explosive crap! :(

Reyo 2

Sunday 22 November 2009 7:56

Violins: SCREE- SCREE- SCREE- SCREE- Other instruments: DUN-DUN-DUUUUUNNNNNN

crazytoaster 2

Sunday 22 November 2009 11:46

FEEDIN' TIME!!!!!!!

superboboboi 0

Monday 5 April 2010 8:46

nomnomnom?

texasmadeG 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:49

so beautiful #1(:

MATTMAN93 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 7:58

Ha YDI for having a ceiling...

iamsam2 3

Sunday 29 August 2010 1:01

****** go get a lighter or a blow torch and burn them.

bodyguerdson 16

Wednesday 1 August 2012 4:16

Wow

ad1836 19

Monday 9 November 2015 13:23

Was waiting for one these

khung835 6

Saturday 21 November 2009 20:44

stone_light 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 3:57

if it scared the shit out of her then on the toilet is the perfect place =P

Renae123 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 5:37

Nicee method #2!!!

Ghostsofascalon 4

Saturday 7 January 2012 18:36

KILL THEM WITH FIRE!

potatomus62 19

Sunday 3 January 2016 17:07

I literally had a recurring nightmare that I would go to the bathroom and when I was washing my hands, I would look up and millions of spiders would descend from the ceiling and suffocate me, I could never escape. *shivers*