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awwww I bet he made a little web, where he met his wife and raised his millions of kids.
don't worry, it probably ate all the ants in your pants
it's been that long has it?
How does you shot web? I think I know now...
Spider Dick! he needs to share his powers with the community so we can have a hero!
obviously you aren deathly afraid of them because you are still alive to make this post
dickwebs
Nope, that was just his pubes. :(
lmfao that's so gross
lol lmao
OP's name is dickwebs. I think your question is answered here.
what if it layed eggs?
hahahaha :)
exactly what I was thinking
Unless he was taking a dump, guys often don't need to fully lower their underwear when using the restroom. There's a hole for that. Who knows how many days he's had that pair of undies on. He obviously doesn't just put on a fresh pair right after a daily shower.
104 - He might have. For all you know, the spider could have been there since just after his shower. He could have placed his underwear on the vanity, had his shower, and put the underwear on without knowing the spider made his underwear its home during the shower.
104 I didn't realize til I read other comments that it was a dude lol so yeah it would be easier to miss for a guy than for a girl. but still. even going to the bathroom might make the spider move...and be more noticeable... lol plus I am pretty sure most guys don't go all day without "adjusting" themselves... it would seem... and then you'd notice it. lol
It's sand in their ******, not ignorance and bitchiness.
I smell clams.
138 HA
hahahaha omg well I guess the spider had plenty of room
small dick
Ahahaha. Win!
He also clearly lacks balls.
yeah he's german
I have the biggest fear of them. i can't look at pictures of them on the tv or in books...
o jeez I screamed like a little girl when a documentary of spiders popped up in science instead of a video on the nervous system. later I was used as an example of "severe anxiety and lack of common sense" by my science teacher. who, might I add, brought **** to school once on accident. lack of common sense my ass
hahahahahahahahaha Now that is hilarious! :D
Me too!
Me too!
That's really really diturbing. Gotten any action lately? Hah.
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Haha, your face must've been priceless. :P
Did he make a web in your asscrack?