Animals: Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically...

By elliekilroy - 11/12/2010 00:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML

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By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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By kdriver - 12/09/2016 14:44 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I'm fostering a very shy cat who doesn't like to be held. I had to move the litter box to another room, but when I picked him up to show him where I'd moved it to, he peed on me. FML

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Good Meowrning!

By piliseep - 01/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Apex

Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML

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Like that scene in Alien!

By Orange cat behavior - 13/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I had to vacuum for the first time since getting my new kitten. I feared that he would freak out, so I took measures to make sure he would be comfortable, including a "safe room" with toys and a bed for him. As expected, he freaked out. But instead of going to his room, he jumped and grappled onto my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 16:02 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held my cat above my head Lion King style. The height must have made him nervous, because he shat on my head. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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Fight or flight

By hannah - 17/02/2011 05:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend finally convinced me that if I picked up her cat it wouldn't scratch my eyes out. It peed on me instead. FML

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By sippinsoup22 - 16/02/2016 01:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML

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Cats can do anything, but they have to want to

By Thankful I wear glasses - 29/06/2021 19:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after encouraging my cat to try his new cat bed all day with no success, I attempted to gently place him in it. Instead, he managed to fear-spray me in the face. Like a skunk. I didn't even know cats could do that. FML

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airball33 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:20

You shouldn't have done that

xX504DBXx 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:26

impressive aha. next time I'd like to see you scare the shit out of an elephant and see how enthusiastic you are about that.

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airball33 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:20

You shouldn't have done that

flyersfan365 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:46

shat is the past tense of shit? learn something new everyday

LosAngelesSon 8

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:47

Indeed, you are right. OP should not have done that.

Ismellwin 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:53

It's alright OP. I enthusiastically scare cute things all the time.

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:59

I am enthusiastic about being enthusiastic about scaring cute animals.

CollegeGirl2010 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 9:09

nice ^

ClickMyPicture 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 11:45

poor cat :( If you did that to my cat i would knock you :)

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Saturday 11 December 2010 12:08

16-I just learned that too. I used to hate cats. but they're just so damn cute. when they're small. and fat cats scare me.

_HeadShot_ 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 15:00

the past tense of shit is still shit. i am pretty sure of that op - u shouldn't pick up kittens like that u kit molestor

theian01 3

Saturday 11 December 2010 15:29

No, it is shat. I shat all over the floor. I shit all over the floor. see?

platypussies 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 1:46

72 - Niiiice

swmr4life 9

Thursday 10 September 2020 5:40

No shit... thats why its an FML🙄

blackhamster97 7

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:24

good job!

MissPo3s 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:24

YDI, OP.

xFalzz 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:30

Do I dare ask what goes on in your picture?

DudeImBetter 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:43

it's probably some weird ass lady gaga type shit.

yuhimjesus 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:57

what #13 said.

ruby84 1

Saturday 11 December 2010 9:22

O.o Please do explain, Miss Po

JeffGoesRawrr 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 12:37

seems to me like the one on the right is orgasming and the left one is afraid of something.

Whydoyouask 11

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:25

did you think it was going to purr or something by picking it up like that?

xX504DBXx 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:26

impressive aha. next time I'd like to see you scare the shit out of an elephant and see how enthusiastic you are about that.

nattylove_fml 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 11:09

xFalzz 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:27

Let the age old debate of dogs vs cats begin.

undeadcorpseYAY 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:31

let me start. DOGS RULE!

mintcar 9

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:38

Ew, that's disgusting. YDI for scaring the poor kitten. :/

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:42

I'd hate to see what you do with other women.

ruby84 1

Saturday 11 December 2010 9:26

lol

DudeImBetter 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:45

That pussy had a shitty day.

ClickMyPicture 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 9:10

Ha ha ha.

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