By Anon - 28/04/2016 20:27 - United States - Henderson

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Turns out we only have one thing in common: we would both bang Hillary Clinton. FML
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bheaze 20
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Then there's only one thing to do... Threesome with Hillary Clinton.

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ThunderLightTSV 31
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Of course this was posted where I live, why am I not surprised.

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bheaze 20
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Then there's only one thing to do... Threesome with Hillary Clinton.

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Tripartita 44
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That could also be considered two things.

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vikky538 28
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Bill Approves it

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freddygasman 18
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Invite Bill and have an orgy, you know he'd be down.

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commanderinkush 3

Hey and while we're at it go ahead and invite Monica too

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ThunderLightTSV 31
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Of course this was posted where I live, why am I not surprised.

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gabimk23 13
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chillary clinton

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Benpie 22
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Kentucky is why you aren't surprised

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badassmf1234 22
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How did that come up?

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MysticAmmu 17
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Maybe they were playing a game of f*ck, marry, kill. I don't know how else that would come up.

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imbedderdenu 23
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damnit! I meant to thumbs up! I agree...ewwwwwwww

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pixierara 28
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How does that even come up in a conversation

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MisterEx 28
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"Haha, you're hilarious! Which reminds me! I'd bang Hilary".

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ssnow_fml 20
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I'd be more ashamed that I would bang her. She is not even remotely cute at all.

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Kitouran 30
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That's your opinion, but everyone's allowed to have their choice in whatever they want without feeling like they're being chastised as long as the receiving end is of age.

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laden_swallow09 34
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That's right, 23, and the rest of us are allowed to have an opinion on it, regardless of whether or not it's supportive. Clinton is a nasty piece in more ways than one, and I can only imagine she'd be even nastier in the bedroom… and not in the good way.

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xxkrystalxx 14
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Shes not cute but shes also a murderous, lying thieving piece of shit with an unbelievable god-complex.

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xx000o 27
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It's sad but it seems that you Americans are about to get butt banged by Hillary for at least the next four years.

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TonierShadow 19
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I banged Hillary Clinton once... Now it Berns down there.

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sallysali9 17
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Guess you need to Cruz to the sexual health clinic !

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potatocharmander 17
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But you don't have Obama care?

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Burton_Forever 23

Y'all should just go ahead and cut to having kids and marriage don't worry about getting to know one another... Hell you won't find anyone else that would do that nasty deed.. Not even Bill wants to!

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CMSobi 6
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"Bang her" as in short her?

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