Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML
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Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
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WCARlover 35
Could someone else like a neighbor have had access to the wifi?
sockoiid 13
Get her the **** out.
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Comments (114)
CaroAurelia 12
I hope you mean "EX girlfriend."
jaykruz90 13
I hope you're not still with her!
demonfacee 14
If any of your neighbors have access to the wifi, it could possibly be them. If not, you should confront your girlfriend.
FluffyPandas156 13
I wouldn't live with someone like that. I'd get her out immediately Op
cjmedic 12
Losing your mother is terrible. I'm so sorry, OP. That's someone who can never be replaced in your heart. Your bitch of a girlfriend, however, is a different story...
amrose1318 10
And can be replaced as well. Sorry for your loss op. May her soul be in peace.
Jonfun 14
You can never know a person to well.
allplayedout 20
It's possible it wasn't her. Somebody could be jacking your wifi, even if it is password protected. Confront her with the information (but don't begin with an accusation) and see how she reacts. Have her other actions related to this situation made her guilt seem likely? Regardless, I'm sorry about your mom.
Nishii 6
Ouch. If it was really your girlfriend, I think you need to "get over THAT bitch"
tj4234 36
Just to point out, IP addresses can be an inaccurate way of tracking a PC. Generally speaking, the IP address you see when you look up the address of another internet user is their service provider's address and not their own one. For example, I live in Scotland and if you traced my IP address it'll give you Glasgow (as that is where the server of my service provider is held). However, I don't live in Glasgow. Basically what I'm saying is, it may not have been your girlfriend.
dave20012 15
Wow, Let me begin with I'm sorry about your mother OP. Also what was done to you is beyond cold very very heartless of the person who'd done that. But if it was you GF you really need to get rid of her. It will be hard especially with your loss but part of a healthy relationship is family and respect..obviously she didn't respect your family..think about it how is she gonna be around your family after that??