Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Could someone else like a neighbor have had access to the wifi?
sockoiid 13
Get her the **** out.
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Comments (114)
ethan_unoxx 29
what a bitch. ******* dump her if you hadn't already (if it was her). But still, whoever did that is heartless.
fuckercakes 21
I really dislike it when people say "dump 'em" for almost every relationship related post, like it's really the solution for EVERYTHING. Honestly, this is one of those times I'll have to agree. Whether the two liked each other or not, this is disrespect taken way too far.
Caprica323 5
I'm sorry for your loss. Once you verify this was posted when she was home, dump her, kick her out, change the locks, move on. You do not need a person like that in your life.
thefmlman2011 37
You need a new girlfriend, just saying.....
ethan_unoxx 29
what if it was someone else? like a family member or a hacker.
andy1500726 19
sorry for your loss. but it could of been a mistake on your end. unless your a technology expert.
Spadoinkle 10
Wow, if it is your girlfriend, then she needs a to be shown the door immediately. That's so horrible for anyone to do, regardless. Sorry for your loss.
cilla23 5
wow, what a bitch!
cappellaaa 23
That dumb bitch needs to go. You don't need someone like that in your life.
quarterbird 18
And why did OP say "girlfriend" instead of "ex"?
Stuffaluffagus 25
I hope you mean ex girlfriend