By juggalomurderer59 - 12/11/2014 16:00 - United States

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML
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Because treadmills will go faster if you yell at them.

Don't worry. The treadmill will keep him running in place, and he'll never reach you no matter how slow you run.

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Because treadmills will go faster if you yell at them.

ojskyguy 8

OP's name fits the FML quite well.

Brace yourself, here come the angry juggalos.

voice activation of course.

"GO FASTER TREADMILL" "I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN JOHN! I HATE WHEN YOU GET LIKE THIS."

incoherentrmblr 21

*Surpasses the Treadmill speed and runs through the wall like the Juggernaut in X-Men and/or Kool Aid Guy*

Don't worry. The treadmill will keep him running in place, and he'll never reach you no matter how slow you run.

Or how fast he runs

Yeah you probably should keep comments to yourself at the gym

he did though. he mumbled it to himself. he didn't yell it across the gym or anything.

I meant in his head

Sounds like you were right about his rage issues

steroids makes you insane !

Why treadmill no go faster?!?! Hulk Smash!!!!

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Last I checked, yelling and muttering are very different things... Just throwing that out there.

They have FML in the afterlife? Sweet!

diving_fml 30

actually its FMD, fu*k my death...

SarahSehhati 40

He is hiding in the bathroom lol

Well props for speaking everyone's thoughts. Hopefully you're alright.

He's just like Superman, except he's easily upset, in a gym, and possibly on drugs.

Sounds more like the Hulk to me.