By juggalomurderer59 - 12/11/2014 16:00 - United States

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML
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Seabiscuit218 12

Because treadmills will go faster if you yell at them.

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Welshite 39

Don't worry. The treadmill will keep him running in place, and he'll never reach you no matter how slow you run.

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caleb_9756 14

H

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Seabiscuit218 12

Because treadmills will go faster if you yell at them.

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ojskyguy 8

OP's name fits the FML quite well.

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thepelvicwoo 8

Brace yourself, here come the angry juggalos.

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trickiestboss 10

voice activation of course.

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garrett_8614 14

"GO FASTER TREADMILL" "I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN JOHN! I HATE WHEN YOU GET LIKE THIS."

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incoherentrmblr 21

*Surpasses the Treadmill speed and runs through the wall like the Juggernaut in X-Men and/or Kool Aid Guy*

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Welshite 39

Don't worry. The treadmill will keep him running in place, and he'll never reach you no matter how slow you run.

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Ltsdragons 19

Or how fast he runs

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WCARlover 34

Yeah you probably should keep comments to yourself at the gym

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wallamanut 14

he did though. he mumbled it to himself. he didn't yell it across the gym or anything.

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WCARlover 34

I meant in his head

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gurbism 16

Sounds like you were right about his rage issues

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Gittoh 21

steroids makes you insane !

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twistedgrifter 8

Why treadmill no go faster?!?! Hulk Smash!!!!

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cherry_popper69 11

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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blondeamazonian 18

Last I checked, yelling and muttering are very different things... Just throwing that out there.

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oathkeeper99 31

They have FML in the afterlife? Sweet!

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diving_fml 30

actually its FMD, fu*k my death...

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SarahSehhati 40

He is hiding in the bathroom lol

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Liamj774 36

Well props for speaking everyone's thoughts. Hopefully you're alright.

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EuphoricSadness 18

He's just like Superman, except he's easily upset, in a gym, and possibly on drugs.

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wyverntail 15

Sounds more like the Hulk to me.

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