Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Could someone else like a neighbor have had access to the wifi?
sockoiid 13
Get her the **** out.
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Comments (114)
Nuclear101 4
time to make another memorial page, but for your girlfriend...
baileybean654 11
break up with her... She's a bitch and she can't spell.
northernirishguy 5
Probably hacked or your girls a twat or possibly she's got a point
xluciferx666 21
Saving that bitch a seat on the short bus to hell
sourcherrie 4
Tell her to pack her shit and get the fack out!
act3131 8
that is so unbelievably disrespectful. She needs to check herself
blackwidowtaco 31
Yeah...I would have had to of put my foot in her ass for that one.
Brightblue2 14
I loathe my boyfriends mum and I still wouldn't send that.
Cavsfodawin 21
Might have been a neighbor or someone else close by that could acess your wifi
harpermurphy 5
Breakup with that bitcb