Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
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Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML
Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML
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Spade606 6
At least you have good cooking skills
Jourjour 0
Cookie monster escaped again?
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Comments (128)
cheesetothepower 7
At least they left you a thank you note
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Somebody call Sesame Street. Cookie Monster's out of rehab.
genesisnirvana 11
They tried to make him go back to rehab, he said no-no-no
abceasyas123abc 12
Nom-nom-nom?
NecroParade 3
Honestly, can you blame them? Cookies are amazing. At least they were courteous about it. Thank you notes are rare these days.
amazinemo578 4
finnaly a polite burgular :P
leemurcat 5
The world would be a much better place if people were always thankful for the things they've stolen.
perdix 31
They always say "Don't leave valuables in plain sight." To some of us, me included, freshly baked cookies are like gold or crack! If there were a beautiful naked woman in my bed wanting to make love to me and a plate of freshly baked cookies in the next room, I'd say, "Hold that thought -- do you wanna cookie?" By the way, if there were only one, I'd share it with her. I'm not crazy.
nucky_fml 5
Well said
TruthBeTold36 3
And if there was a glass of milk with the cookie to share... that's all the foreplay you need.
hairguitarhero 5
I cried while reading this, perdix. Spoke right to my heart.
jswizzle_ 6
At least they didn't trash the car or any thing.
btown99909 0
make sure you leave a "your welcome" note for the next time they come back
Soloman212 28
And some more fresh cookies, doused in cyanide.
mk58 31
Sorry, I couldn't resist those delectable cookies. I'm going to follow your car around town now in case you leave more treats lying around.
danford80 0
Thanks for the cookies!
DeathBunny218 37
someone broke into my sisters car for a baby milk coupon and some empty CD cases the mind boggles O.o