Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML
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Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Today, my car was stolen. They found it and I wish they never had. Full coverage would have paid the car, but instead the repairs cost $1700. My deductible was $2000. It ended up costing me $2000. The people who fixed my ignition broke my remote start. I have to fight to get them to pay for that repair. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML
Today, someone broke into the underground parking garage. They ignored the Mercedes, the old and new BMWs and the Porsche, and smashed the window of my Fiat 500. They stole a 5€ note. Repair costs: 400€. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
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tacobird123 7
HAHAHA COOKIE MONSTER MUGGED YOU XD
docscientist 9
Was the perp big, furry, and blue?
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Comments (257)
tacobird123 7
HAHAHA COOKIE MONSTER MUGGED YOU XD
Schizomaniac 24
That's not being mugged.
MrSassypants 33
well op might have been mugged if his car wi ndow has been hit by a mug :) I know it's stale but I "had" to say it.
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
Expensive cookie.
Prototype12 0
I wouldve stole the cookie too!
tacobird123 7
ermmm...No...
Freeze_fml 16
Definitely on the wrong site.
pandalovesreggae 0
haha Cookie Monster or really stoned teenager?
KingDingALing 9
Mmmmm...cookies:) I want a cookie now...
Iskaria 0
I was thinking the same thing it had to be the cookie monster to go to that much trouble for a single cookie :P
daywalker26 0
definitely cookie monster!! he was hopped up on smack (from snuffy) looking for any and all cookies!
flashback.miss 28
who stole the cookies from the cookie jar! XD anyway... @ OP: Life comes at ya fast dont it? right get it repaired insurance, insurance. good luck to you.
gibby1235 6
36- really? u could either be an undercover cop, a child molester, or a very lonely teenager or grown woman (which makes it even worse). here's some advice... get the **** off this site if your looking for that because in case u haven't noticed this is fml not a **** exchange website. p.s.- to all you guys out there don't fall for this because for all we know she could be a man.
zkchild 0
Now all he needs is to find a car with milk.
fearlesstiger98 0
#72, WIN!!!
gadgitch 0
66, moron.
Elixa 0
were there any nuts?
Mehness 0
87 - How is he a moron? Seems sensible to me.
keepmeonthedl 7
taco, I like your hair :3
iGrenade 0
98, 66 is a moron because he's too stupid to realize it's a spambot.
fmlisforlols 0
What this ^ guy said.
xalerion 0
dyk the cookie monster actually ate rice cakes more than anything else? this message has been brought to you by the letters f and...
MrSassypants 33
36 I will (Ima send her a pic of a banana)
Shrimpy35 4
How stupid do you think people are?
MrSassypants 33
127- considering I am one very ;)
kocoman500 2
elixa- nice **** ;)
kitkat216 0
The funniness of posting this on FML for lulz? Priceless.
DaleksAreEpic 0
Well, that's just the way the cookie crumbles.
regine22joy 0
143, WIN.
bloobelly 0
#1 is a WIN!
CraZyxo5665 0
Car repair $600, the cookie priceless.
FunnyWeasel 7
There could be one person who would break into a car for a cookie...the cookie monster.
at0micmin3r 23
Stupid.
tacobird123 7
hahahahaha now that's a win.
Tapioo1337 0
at #30 she didnt say there was chiken ,grapejuice or watermelon but still dosent surprise me you would steal...not that im racist or anything...
Elixa 0
#226 why would you make a comment like that? it's so unnecessary, I'm sure he's probably not even offended, he's probably immune to racist attention ****** like you. Smarten up it's the it's 2010!!
carlouz 0
LOOOL!!
TheOtherNewest1 6
Naaah, she's probably a woman. With a penis.
Elixa 0
244, I think you got the wrong fml haha
lgs25 0
245 y dont u put ur face in ur pic
Elixa 0
247 I could ask you the same thing! you don't even have a pic period.
glenzhao2 16
What, OP, did you want the thief to steal something more expensive?
docscientist 9
Was the perp big, furry, and blue?
theboldshadow 11
lmao
aardvarkish 16
2, I'm impressed.
PizzaGuy11 0
i would be the one to dress up like him.
screwball111 0
if u leave cookies in the. oven too long they could burn! mhm. ~yur welcome!
legonut6 0
Did you get his fingerprints and t-shirt and all? Is he so dumb, is he really dumb, for real?
iAccidentally 8
Well, he won't have to come and confess because OP is looking for him. OP gonna find him, he gon find him...
andrewjw 0
so he can run and tell THAT, homeboy. ahahaa
biass 0
Hide yo cars, hide yo food.
LeoFML 1
Cuz' they jackin yo shit, homeboy.
Hummbinger 5
He's snatchin' yo cookies up
redoxy_fml 0
omg! 77 is Justin Bieber!! let's get him!! >:(
PizzaGuy11 0
i outta slap you in yoee fayce...
meredithxjane 0
my car was attacked by some idiot in the projects
tacocannon99 5
77 isn't there. that may be an iPod glitch though...
LittleMissSusie 0
They must have had a case of the om nom nom's!!
thegooseisloose 0
nigga, that ain't funny... AT ALL.
drmarki 0
nigga I actually did laugh out loud
jakii_ 0
nigga how do you notice a cookie missing from your car?
tacobird123 7
81 is gorgeous
jakii_ 0
aw you're gorgeous too!
anorexicbarbie 8
You can't even see his face..
jakii_ 0
. . .i know. . .
sweet_candy_ 17
So why did you say it?
jakii_ 0
because you can't see his face
ohthebloodygore 16
107, ouch. Is that an insult?
jakii_ 0
no. you guys >.< It was sarcasm. i'm almost positive he's just as gorgeous as he seems.
anorexicbarbie 8
So you're a midget ****?
caleb_m91 1
so change your insurer ? should of bought a new door from the car wreckers.
TibbysMusic 1
Why would the OP even claim it for a cookie?
justanotherbird 19
Something similar happened to me, but I didn't go through the insurance company because of the ridiculous spike. I didn't even have anything to steal. >:(
jakii_ 0
are those your legs? dayum giiirl
iluvchanman 0
jakii, I feel like you need to stop looking at and then commenting on people's profile pictures.
st0815 9
Yeah I was wondering about that, too - with a $40/month increase, she's losing money after 15 months. If she doesn't get a huge rebate, maybe she can make the claim and then switch insurance companies.
Charlotteeexx 0
they must have been desperate
LeFrogDog 27
could have been a diabetic with low blood sugar.....
illmatic2 16
^ Win.
Charlotteeexx 0
then they would be in deperate need of it wouldn't they?
mg211 0
yes they were in desperate need of a cookie poor diabetic person
bigbadtim 7
When you crave cookies, you really crave cookies.
goldhighways 0
hahaha! wow all that work just for a cookie! that sucks for you op! ;(
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
those girlscouts are crazy man
missrawrzy 0
we r :P
stewpididiot 11
you gotta pay up to the GSM (girl scout mafia) BITCH !!!
nadia716 3
and that's the way the cookie crumbles op :]
SaintE_fml 0
where are my posts, hit me nice piercings
TibbysMusic 1
Bruce Almighty FTW!!!!! I love you! :D
nadia716 3
lol i love that movie :]