Your thief is amusing, his theft is not.
Sucks to be you, good sir.

this one made me giggle too!! lol i'm sorry OP!

this is what happens when women own cars

uh...this is from a guy. that's so sterotypical of you

lol, the OP is a man dumbass

FIRST!!!!

Dumbass it's a man not a woman.

Haha this one was funny.

This actually happened to me once :O except they stole the new stereo system and all 4 new tires, they left a note that said "Pwnt!" I kid you not, I actually started busting up laughing.

put a live tiger in the back of your car OP and put a note on the outside of your car that says "try again"

Ha!! That's too funny!!!!!

F*CK IM ALL OUTTA QUARTERS

I like this robber guy...

Don't buy your car alarms from car thieves, unless you hate your insurance company.

This FML is classic.

And using an FM transmitter with an iPod is douchey as hell.

CDs for the win mutha sucka!

fail.

Rofl!! I'm sorry op but that's hysterical!!

omg that's so fuckin funny lol sucks to be you

if there is finger prints and he gets caught go to him and say CHECKMATE BITCHHH!!!!'

haha :)

That REALLY sux, man. :(

now that is a good fml

"Your CD player is in another castle"

^^^

THIS!!!

I call BS. Too many FMLs like this.

same here. if her thief was that skilled he should just drive off with the car.

#31 - not necessarily. CD player theft - rarely gets caught. Car theft - much more serious issue, and the car is way more easily recognized. I'd totally go for the less risky yet profitable approach, and just jack the stuff *in* the car. How much skill does it take to cut wires?

the message here is clear: we'll take your stuff if we want to