Cassius

By Noname - 11/03/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, I went on my porch for a late night cigarette. When I opened the door and took one step inside, all I remember is a big thud. I woke up 5 minutes later with my father over top of me saying, "Nice right hook, huh?" Then he chuckled. He thought I was a burglar and he knocked me out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 357
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You have an awesome dad. Be proud of that. Be a little ashamed that he made you his bitch though.

Well at least you know your dad ain't a bitch :d

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tell ronnie you got knocked the FUCK out!!!

yay I'm at the top! then I'll be moderated

smokey the bear. chew so you don't fuck up others. even that's bad. douchefuck

ydi for smoking

There is definitely a point trying to be made by smoking OP. :( It won't only be your face that gets hurt by smoking!

Musta been a good shot hah getting knocked out by your dad, ouch.

lmao great fml

Well at least you know your dad ain't a bitch :d

You have an awesome dad. Be proud of that. Be a little ashamed that he made you his bitch though.

hahha....

Is your name Laurie? Because your dad's the Comedian!

You got knocked the fuck out! :)

Owned by your dad, you must feel so small xD