Cassius

By Noname - 11/03/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, I went on my porch for a late night cigarette. When I opened the door and took one step inside, all I remember is a big thud. I woke up 5 minutes later with my father over top of me saying, "Nice right hook, huh?" Then he chuckled. He thought I was a burglar and he knocked me out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 415
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You have an awesome dad. Be proud of that. Be a little ashamed that he made you his bitch though.

Well at least you know your dad ain't a bitch :d

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tell ronnie you got knocked the FUCK out!!!

yay I'm at the top! then I'll be moderated

JamesM9794 0

I'm w 1

smokey the bear. chew so you don't fuck up others. even that's bad. douchefuck

ydi for smoking

There is definitely a point trying to be made by smoking OP. :( It won't only be your face that gets hurt by smoking!

RT_fml 0

Musta been a good shot hah getting knocked out by your dad, ouch.

th3wh1tee 0

LOL

lmao great fml

Well at least you know your dad ain't a bitch :d

You have an awesome dad. Be proud of that. Be a little ashamed that he made you his bitch though.

hahha....

Is your name Laurie? Because your dad's the Comedian!

You got knocked the fuck out! :)

Owned by your dad, you must feel so small xD