By useless bosses - /
Monday 27 February 2017 08:00 /
Australia - Sydney
I'm a person. Are you a person?
Shout out to side walks for keeping me off the streets
You got to be kitten me right meow
I really don't give a f*** about much. But hey who's complaining?
Are you seeing this
If I fall
If I die
Know I lived until the fullest
If I fall
If I die
Know I lived and missed some bullets
Don't we all
Life is better with pillow cases
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I moderated this!
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Socialite
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Mobility
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The rules are the rules
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Work is a 4-letter word
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Checking you out
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Happy ending
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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Night owl
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The Mixer
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Supersize Menu
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Up and coming moderator
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Perfectionist
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Censored
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50 favorites
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It's in the can!
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Profile completed
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One more and it's business time
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42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon. -
100 kick-ass comments
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A new thumb
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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50 quality comments
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
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Judgmental
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YDI Master
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
One of us!
Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.
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United States - Brooklyn
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Wednesday 31 May 2017 11:00 /
United Kingdom - York