Humblebrag in disguise

By samantha - 23/06/2020 02:02

Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML
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Baby_123 8

That sounds like something a twelve year old would say.

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Baby_123 8

That sounds like something a twelve year old would say.

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tounces7 27

Are you just like really short or something?

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RichardPencil 30

The boss ain't participating in Career Day for middle-schoolers!

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RichardPencil 30

Looking much younger than your age is a problem with bartenders. Too bad Jeffrey Epstein died -- he might have liked you ;)

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adjwejaelwkdc 21

That's when you're completely justified in saying, "I want to speak to your manager."

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s_ve 7

I feel like this is exaggerated. If you look underage they would of asked for ID and not said “don’t even bother”. You sound like a karren to me.

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jbuckets_404 38

Why would a 12-yo even have a Driver's License/ID that could prove his age?

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rotflqtms_ 21

Fake ID. They thought OP was going to try to show a fake ID.

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alex_jaguara 32

Absolutely unprofessional.I'd try and get him fired.

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themetropolitan 19

I wonder who's gonna be laughing in 200 years when he's dead and you're still alive...

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MaleficusTheUnsung 16

12 yr old op

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Hempseed 26

OP, I feel you. Being someone who is short themselves, there is nothing more annoying than having people assume your age based on height alone. I'd ask to see the manager; report the cashier.

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