By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke
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Well that's rather uncomfortable...
I see nothing wrong with that.
You have to treat some elderly people as small children because they say the darndest things. Albeit creepy, all were compliments!
"Oh I'm on the menu, sir. You just can't afford me."
Did she ask him where else he might like that finger
Old man: "then lower your rates you filthy prostitute."
"We will see about that. Name your price."
You have it in your blood, doc
Plot twist the old man is Hugh Hefner
#47 For everything else, there's MasterCard.
hmm.... cannibalism perhaps?
It's only bad if he says it to you
An old man used this on my aunt when she was a waitress.
tell him to check the dessert menu
There are 3 types of elderly. The nice gentle kind. The grumpy and ones that complain about everything. And the last the weird ones that I can't even describe shown here.
I wonder which one i'd be...
14 is elderly now?
You never know
The horny ones, #6
Nothing better than creepy old men hitting on you. Tough luck OP
That's just creepy.
Then you'd be out of a job, good job
"No sir, I'm not on the menu, but we do serve water for free. You can drink as many glasses as you need to quench that big thirst you have."
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"Oh I'm on the menu, sir. You just can't afford me."
Well that's rather uncomfortable...