Today, on my way to school I dropped my money. As I turned to pick it up, I saw an old lady snatch it up. We began to argue when a police officer came over. Not only was I accused of being a disorderly thief, but that old lady just walked away with my lunch money for the entire week. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML
Today, in a market, an old lady stood beside me for a few moments, not saying a word, before turning to me and screaming that I'd taken the money out of her purse. Security was called and I was given the ultimatum to either go to jail or give her the money back. Now I have no food for next week. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML
Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML
Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML
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resinnet 0
wow, unlucky much.
10_4Franky 0
Bring your own lunch. School food sucks anyways. You would if lost your money both ways.
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Comments (84)
JrPeru14 0
wow wat a bitch lol
imthirteen 1
well that sucks
gamegeek96786 0
dude, this is fml. I'm pretty sure we arnt grammatically illiterate.
831_salas 0
ouch. that oldy lady needs to be put in a home! (im kiddin) EVERYONE STAY CALM hah
831_salas 0
i meant old lol
CoBHateCrew 0
Wait til the cop walks away, push her in front of a car and take it back. Problem solved. No but seriously you should have done SOMETHING. Some old people have to learn that they can't get away with whatever they want just cuz they're old.
ThatOneGuy921 0
good luck explaining that one to your parents. haha! XD
chi_cchick 0
That reminds me of when I was six or seven and I was watching a Christmas parade and collecting sweets of the road (they throw them from the floats) and I tripped and dropped all of them on the ground, then this lady rushed forward, grabbed all of them, shoved some in her pockets and gave the rest to her kids. It was so rude, I was pretty upset about it at the time, I had spent ages collecting them to take home and enjoy later. What kind of person steals candy from a little kid?
TahitiRose 1
@ 135 Wow... I wish someone would have told that lady off, I feel bad for your kid self :(
lolannahippo 0
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Ghostfire258 3
old people are faggettbaggs
Cherryripe25 5
old bitch.