Money: Today, on my way to school I dropped my money. As I turned to...

By melean - 04/10/2010 06:37 - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, on my way to school I dropped my money. As I turned to pick it up, I saw an old lady snatch it up. We began to argue when a police officer came over. Not only was I accused of being a disorderly thief, but that old lady just walked away with my lunch money for the entire week. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML

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By oldladiesbecrazy - 03/09/2021 07:59

Today, in a market, an old lady stood beside me for a few moments, not saying a word, before turning to me and screaming that I'd taken the money out of her purse. Security was called and I was given the ultimatum to either go to jail or give her the money back. Now I have no food for next week. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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By No money, mo' problems - 18/06/2013 22:01 - United States

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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Weird old lady of the day

By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 19:49 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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By fmlsrslyahhh - 06/09/2011 19:40 - Singapore

Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML

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Hey lady! Chill!

By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

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resinnet 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:04

wow, unlucky much.

10_4Franky 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:06

Bring your own lunch. School food sucks anyways. You would if lost your money both ways.

Comments

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 4 October 2010 16:15

Why did you not have your lunch money in a wallet?

Annihilator 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:16

Correct! Are you telling me that old people can get away with everything? Including murderGod! The U.S sucks more then the time I visited a third world country. Which was filled with_________.

abstar 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:49

fairy floss? potato chips? bacon? I like fill in the blanks.

bludragon486 0

Monday 4 October 2010 18:04

mmm bacon I would like to visit that third world country.

chase711 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 23:41

why does everyone assume that this story is from the usa? america is the greatest country in the world... im from canada but i have relatives in the usa... i would know

ellaxd 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:17

what a dirty old hag

Epic_Phale615 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:21

Take her cane and smack her in the head with it! :D

biass 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:45

that's wat u get. stealing from a poor " odd looking " woman.

TwoInTheBush 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:49

I would have followed her after the cop left and said "Give me the money back you old bitch" if she didn't then take her purse and laugh as you watch her try and hit you with her walking stick

Timmy_Boy 17

Monday 4 October 2010 16:57

follow her and then slowly plot your revenge!!!!!

itzdeity 0

Monday 4 October 2010 17:07

can't wait till I'm old and can get away with whatever. just gotta make people think ur senile. hasn't anyone seen waiting...

zombiekitten87 12

Monday 4 October 2010 17:12

aww that sucks. I probably would have started crying to prove my point.

dreamsmean 3

Monday 4 October 2010 17:21

thats messed up... i dislike how older people blame younger people for being disrespectful and all that other crap but turn around and do things like that..