Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I forgot my blind date's name 3 times during our conversation. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, I came across an online profile of one girl I had really liked. Since she moved, I've been thinking about her constantly. It seems as if her boyfriend broke up with her and she's moved on from him, so we're both currently single. I still like her and would love to get in touch with her, but have no way to message her. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
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Top comments
igg125 30
You should have got her phone number.
Slicer43 15
Ask around campus. Im sure someone will know who your talking about.
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Dilexar 26
If you have a picture of her, that may help you when asking people about her.
MrScootyPuffSr 16
Keep your chin up OP. If you have that much in common, you'll run into each other in class and social circles at school.
ThatOneBush 8
A smooth way to find out is to ask how they spell their name
ImTheAlpha 30
That has hilarious results when the person's name is like Bob or Jill.
M3DO 24
An even betts way is like this "Hey, what's your name? Then they reply and you say "no I meant your last name"
nonsensical 26
those are too cliché and if someone did that to me I'd think they were lame. either just straight up ask what her name was again, or ask what they're called on Facebook so he can add her, as some people do change their name on their FB accounts
trellz17 19
You'll see her again, don't worry about it.
Mathalamus 25
oh well. just another random female in a whole lifetime of females. if you can, try to get some information about her in a non creepy way. if you cant, go on with your life.
brokenguy 8
My phone was dead when I was talking to her, and she was also just touring the campus.
sissykaye 3
Try looking up the sport she plays in the town she lives in. Her name and picture ought to appear somewhere.
TheNewGuy03 29
If you know that much about her, then it's possible you could find her somehow. As a side note, you're faring better than me, considering every woman I talk to who is fine as hell and has actual GOOD conversation skills only wants to be friends. I think you have a chance with this.
sumi90 12
Well if she is interested in you then I'm pretty sure she might look up online for you.
arun_678 10
If I was you I would cry
Scorpio01 16
Ohh dear
LostInTheZone11 29
See if the university has one of the facebook crush pages where students talk about people who have caught their eye. With any luck someone might be able to help you.