Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML
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Today, I forgot my blind date's name 3 times during our conversation. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, I came across an online profile of one girl I had really liked. Since she moved, I've been thinking about her constantly. It seems as if her boyfriend broke up with her and she's moved on from him, so we're both currently single. I still like her and would love to get in touch with her, but have no way to message her. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
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Top comments
igg125 30
You should have got her phone number.
Slicer43 15
Ask around campus. Im sure someone will know who your talking about.
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callsign_banana 19
You win some, you lose some.
Nomaddict 14
If its meant to be it will be. Or you can go and try to use the knowledge you have of her and find her. Good luck OP
dafakeslimshady 12
you must chase after that fine piece of ass my man
toolazytotype99 18
I had the same thing happen except for it was the beach and she lived three states away...the problem was that she didn't tell me her last name FML & FYL
vikky538 29
Sometimes accidents happen twice. Wait for the second accident.
mas12806 24
A nightmare you can't wake up from. Don't give up try looking for a roster for that internship? Maybe that sport's roster? Recognise any names?
GirasolNegro 22
Go back to where you originally met, and hopefully bump into her again and take down her name, and number.
shinikageWolf 15
You could look up her interests. There's a chance she added what campus and what job she has on social media.
ambiemouse 5
It's college, you're going to end up meeting a lot of perfect people for you. no worries
Theblasus 15
Everybody here is forgetting the point. He was on a college VISIT meaning he goes there and leaves and same with the mystery girl. He will most likely never see her again. Plus it says "Roll Tide of Tears". Roll tide meaning University of Alabama which is kind of a big school.