If you can't be with the one you love love the one you with. In this case it would be: me, myself and I.

Mine. Not everyone is obsessed with having grandchildren.

My mom says she doesn't want grad kids.

**GRANDkids

Mothers of sixteen-year olds?

Did you thumb your own comment there, bob? :P

No joke my fiancé's overbearing Mother will probably come and kidnap our future child. She worries me :/

I don't want to have kids, much less grandkids! It irks me that people think all women want to/should have kids. -_-

Mine doesn't. Both of my parents don't want grandchildren and they raised us that way. They taught us that this world is getting worse and it would be horrible to bring children into this world now. Bring on the down votes -_-

Is this a bad time to say that mother shouldn't be capitalized?

I'm gay and I dislike children. Who cares what mother wants.

Too bad all his lotion is used up...

Apply water to burned area....

You right hand will always be the best woman in the world. She never talks back and puts out anytime you need her too

But I'm naturally left-handed... :/

If sex involving 3 people is a 3some and sex involving 2 people a 2some does this make you handsome?

No, it makes you lonesome.

Is it really a talent when it cums as easily as breathing? Then call me talented!

Apparently 5has a talent for getting buried every time he makes a comment.

Climbing the flagpole? Now that's a new one...

Doc, I'd love to know the story behind your newest profile picture. Really enjoying the blog!

Thanks! It's an X-ray of the foot of a 16 year old kid who went joyriding in his parents' car while they were out of town. He crashed and walked away...barefoot. Those little rectangular things in his foot are pieces of glass that he stepped on that I had to extract.

We know what we do, we know what you do, and we know that you know what we do. All we ask is that you not be a creeper about it.

It's funny doc because if that was me when I was 16, I wouldn't be going to the hospital.

I pictured mario I may need one too.

Is it legal to post your patients' medical information online? Do you get their permission or...?

It's not like we know who his patients are. He isn't violating any HIPAA laws.

Oh, ok. I will never understand why FML commenters thumb certain things down. I was asking a serious question...

There's never a name or any identifying information attached to any of his blogs. And it always says (not real name) if he uses a name. The blog is fantastic actually.

He is not revealing name and is not pairing the xray to a particular person. What cannot be done is tell that some particular person had this condition or treatment.

Really? Bring home a prostitute? Might as well bring home roaches.

Well you can't fuck roaches soooo...

29- Hey, that's a completely legal profession in Nevada! It's a job in which (literally) they're doing what they love.

"I married a whore!" "How dare you, she's a nice lady!"

She's a very kinky girl The kind you don't take home to mother She will never let your spirits down Once you get her off the street

Yeah, am I the only one who saw Milk Money? THAT ended well.

Your point is?

It's the answer to OPs question.

No, sorry, it's the latter.

THAT'S NOT TRUE, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!