Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I forgot my blind date's name 3 times during our conversation. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML
Caught in the act
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Who am I? Who are you?
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Fantasy
Today, I came across an online profile of one girl I had really liked. Since she moved, I've been thinking about her constantly. It seems as if her boyfriend broke up with her and she's moved on from him, so we're both currently single. I still like her and would love to get in touch with her, but have no way to message her. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
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igg125 30
You should have got her phone number.
Slicer43 15
Ask around campus. Im sure someone will know who your talking about.
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GirasolNegro 22
Post your picture and a message for her (including how to contact you) on the universitie's FaceBook page
PoLLynomchik 11
Check LinkedIn for the organisation where she did her internship. Good luck but don't go to crazy, you saw her just once
berkeleyjake 13
the easiest way to find her is through her internship. if you know the company and when, you may be able to check on Facebook or LinkedIn to find her
914smv 18
aw thats so sad. I hope you find her
MasterUzumaki9 8
Same happened to me, we were great, they asked us, if we were a couple, and it was just great, until Christmas, a guy asked her out, and now she has a boyfriend , later on, a year before to be exactly, i told her, she said she liked me to, she did, for a week or so, then she got extremely mad because i told her that i didn't liked her aether , now we are good friends, i still like her, and i think she likes me too, so i think i will give it a try when she truly break with the dude that she doesn't know and meet on Facebook, is from Argentina, and has never meet