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Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML
This feels like a repost but people have the capacity of being really gross, so the odds of another dad pulling this too is....very high. RIP.
I hope you didn't try the dip. If you don't know what smegma is, don't look it up.