Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
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Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
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Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML
Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML
Today, I had a serious conversation with my dad about my brother and me. It started with, "I love you", and ended with,"You and your brother were mistakes." FML
Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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Top comments
hannahtaskey 9
Tell her it's okay, because your dad is your favorite! :)
mnblkjpoi 0
my brothers the favorite too.
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Comments (101)
emsiti 6
you sound like one of those assholes who thinks there better than everybody else. i dont like you
howslife123 0
and I assume you've had childhood trauma that emotionally scarred you for life ..
howslife123 0
oops that was meant for 18 xD or maybe it's juss showing up on the wrong comment on my iPod
howslife123 0
nevermind my iPods messed it's on the right comment WHEUU THIRD COMMENT IN A ROW =D
outspokenDancer 6
haha I'm glad that was for someone else because I was gonna flip on you. (:
outspokenDancer 6
but one question..? what does going through a childhood trauma have anything to do with #18 and this FML?
outspokenDancer 6
mature..
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
very
FMMFL1992 3
have you gone through childhood trauma?
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
my comment was sarcasm intended btw
outspokenDancer 6
yea actually. not that it's any of your business but before you start assuming things I suggest you shut your mouth because you don't know what I've been through and you never will.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Boohoohoo. Should I get my violin? Who cares? Just don't acknowledge them.
outspokenDancer 6
your cool!
emsiti 6
what i was trying to say was, the op may have been making fun of her younger brother saying he wasnt loved. Maybe the mom wanted her to realize the earth dosent revolve around her. although i stated it horribly the thumbs down were deserved.
nilin95 1
sounds like something my mom would say to my older brothers. haha suck for them.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
I find it strange how u got in this argument in the first place...and y argue over something retarded as that
allthatremains25 0
YDI, for being so annoying that your mom has to pick a favorite.
hisgirlherboy 5
she could have just said "I love you equally" she didn't have to choose a favorite
LinTurk 4
Just because you Love your children equally, doesn't mean you "like" them equally all the time. kids have good and bad days, and sometimes one will be way easier than the other.
tacocannon99 5
I live in a family of eight. im the middle. youngest and oldedt are particularly favorited
iraq24 2
stopping being a attention ***** :P
TheChampagneBoi 5
Favor the dad
NickyK 25
Don't feel bad, younger siblings are almost always favored.
SaggyBoy135 0
Your mom sounds nice. :)