By Nick - 20/03/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life". She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
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videoCWK 1

While she's sleeping, dye her skin purple and turn everything in the house upside down. How's that for change?

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nicolew111 0

Mullet... Sexy... If I were you, I'd say sianora to the white trash b***c, and find yourself a hottie with hair from this decade.

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BBammmm 0

When she moves out, try to find out her new address and send her cupons for nearby hair salons. She'll get the hint eventually.

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peaceloveamala 0

i feel worse for you because you've had to look at a woman with a mullet.....

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Drekos 0

why did you marry her in the first place? your fault

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brydeec 0

You shouldn't have married her in the first place. Who the **** wants a woman with a mullet?

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FuckedRoyally 3

Why the fladoodlebobin' **** would you marry anyone with a mullet? Particularly a girl with a mullet? Frakkin' GROSS. Is your Billy-Jim-Joe-Bob Randall Walker? I think it might be.

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iamsansname 0

Yeah, your problem is that you were married to someone with a mullet. Unless you're a Jedi, a mullet is completely unacceptable.

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OhSoFoxy 0

She wants a change AND she wants a mullet? Dude, she's probably a lesbian.

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redhead10 0

first of all, #4 has it right. why would you marry her with a mullet anyway lol. and just. ew. mullets. and #110 "fladoodlebobin'" HAHHAHAHAHAHHA

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