By Nick - 20/03/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life". She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
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videoCWK 1

While she's sleeping, dye her skin purple and turn everything in the house upside down. How's that for change?

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hoyce 0

The only women I ever knew with a mullet were lesbians. I'm guessing she really does want a change, from being with a man to being with a woman dude...

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quinten64 0

Wait a chick with a mullet is dumping you and its a bad thing?

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itsshayan 0

you should also show her you posted this, its a great way to get her back hahaha

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Elricay 0

Wooow, that happened to my mom and dad. My mom said she didn't "love my father in that way" and left without me and my brother knowing; her current girlfriend dilberatly broke her leg and kicked her husband out to make a ploy for my mom staying there. My parents were married for 19+ years and she's had a mullet since before my parent's marrige XD

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HESHisFRESH 0

i dont know whats worse that your wife wants a divorce or she has had a mullet for 25 years. lol im just playing but that sucks

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cams_bleeblee 0

How many people thought of Mac Dre at the end of that FML? I did.

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Vehicle 1

This is ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!! *Sigh* :[

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lyndsay_love33 0

You should've replied. Then cut your hair, I'm not signing any divorce papers.

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lolatflyingducks 0

A mullet? Seriously? You should shave her head while she is sleeping. She'll get the change she wants, and she'll not longer have a mullet. For crying out loud.

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