By flyingpuppy - 17/06/2012 06:33 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 499
You deserved it 3 848

Same thing different taste

Top comments

taylordanielle98 1

Business in the front party in the back

perdix 29

I hope you mean the fish. They make slightly-better-than-mediocre pets.


Business in the front, party in the back!

taylordanielle98 1

Business in the front party in the back

I was worried my wife had written this FML til I saw where the poster was from.

Leadamp 7

It could have been worse! He could have decided to do a skullet

There is nothing wrong with a mullet. Depends on what kind he wants though. There are some nice ones too

olpally 32

#2 beat you by 3 hours with that same comment^^ epic fail... Edit, meant for comment #50... **** this lag!!!

Business in the front, party in the back, shame and idiocy all around. The dumbass-itude of Op's husband is too damn high.

Mullets are funny as hell to see but if you really can't stand it, get him drunk and talk him into shaving off the party side. That's probably the best option you've got haha.

Mullets are the king of haircuts. A mullet is a lifestyle that only a few people can actually live.

lol...I still cant fanthom why anyone would want to purposely look like white hillbilly trash...

OP, cut it in his sleep, problem solved. Even better, trim it off slowly so that your man won't realize it and will think that his hair is just growing extra slowly. :D

perdix 29

I hope you mean the fish. They make slightly-better-than-mediocre pets.

Perdix's comment getting negative votes? Oh my! /votes up

22 - What's the big deal? Just because he's a well known poster doesn't mean he should be immune to thumbs down.

perdix 29

Kikitann, thanks for your support, it seems to be working, even though you are getting thumbed down at the moment. I'll remember your valor and courage for your sacrifice.

perdix 29

Look, Kikitann! We got you into the pluses, too! Again, I am grateful that you had my back and I am glad that I was able to help avert your burial right away.

PInK_ExCiTeD 7

Why? Is Miley Cyrus dad growing it again? (-.-)

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Not sure, but either way I don't think it matters because chances are, Billy Ray Cyrus isn't OP's husband. Just throwing that out there.

tony1891 22

people actually still use that hair style?

Michele2luv 8

No, that's the point of the FML . . .

I do, it's low matinence and comfortable, my hairs too thick to do much else.

They are actually not all that hard to find if you know where to look. The best place to find them is at a mullet convention also known as a NASCAR race.

olpally 32

62- I hardly ever see mullets at NASCAR events. I've been going to Chicagoland speedway for 11 years... Don't stereotype NASCAR fans... That's ridiculous.

78, it's called a joke and it goes with something called a sense of humor...try it sometimes, it's not poisonous, I swear.

jojimugo 20

Next it's the couch on the lawn.....,

22cute 17

And old muscle cars on cinder blocks

Why? What the hell induced this madness? Mid- life crisis? Grey pubes?

Growing drapes to match his carpet, I suppose.

I'm trying to picture pubes cut into a mullet...not working.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

#41...that image...oh my...scarred for life...

BunchieRules 31

Well, this just gives him an excuse to start that 80s rock band he's always wanted... on the bright side, at least it's not a Justin Bieber haircut. *cringes*

perdix 29
Bonzer 2

11- Theres a thumbs up button. No need to reply if you liked the comment.

thatKidzmOm 10

Because we aren't allowed, with all the free speech we have, to let someone know when they made us laugh out loud, right? Why are people such asses?! I wonder if they'd be like that if that person was standing in front of them. Somehow I doubt it.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

#46: Every comment I see from you is sarcastic or negative. Lay off of everyone; FML is a site where not everything has to be 100% perfect all the time! Either get the stick out of your ass or leave us alone. :]

tmmundy 17

THANK YOU VERY MUCH # 61....all the negative bullshit from that ill one gets OLD!!!!

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