Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually...

By mj - 5/6/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

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By rbubbles | 20

#2626609 - Monday 6 June 2011 1:03

what a whore, fyl op

By emmiep1011 | 7

#2626684 - Monday 6 June 2011 1:09

there's other bitc- I mean fishes in the sea...

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By johnyd20251 | 0

#2626576 - Monday 6 June 2011 1:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

mad_hatter0666 | 22

#2626595 - Monday 6 June 2011 1:03

um... care to explain this statement? 0.o

Kirashai | 9

#2626628 - Monday 6 June 2011 1:05

I'm pretty sure 1 meant "your" instead of "youth.

seanders | 10

#2626669 - Monday 6 June 2011 1:07

Get her to say that again and record it. I could be mistaken but I believe that if you can prove in court that she cheated, she won't get shit all from the divorce.

baseball6917 | 8

#2626924 - Monday 6 June 2011 1:45

sounds like most women...

seanders | 10

#2627050 - Monday 6 June 2011 2:11

32: Us men aren't saints either. I've never cheated nor would I consider it, but I know quite a few scumbags that would/did.

baseball6917 | 8

#2627181 - Monday 6 June 2011 2:36

o believe me I know we are far from saints. I've never cheated and don't plan to. just sayin that I know more women who have cheated than men

lmw562 | 3

#2627319 - Monday 6 June 2011 3:06

10- it depends on whether or not it's a no fault state. It's cheaper not to give her the divorce. I'd keep the marriage until I felt like ending it. I don't means stick to the vows (those are already gone) just don't end the contract and possibly pay alimony

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2627530 - Monday 6 June 2011 3:52

Actually baseball, the percentage of men who cheat is far greater than the percentage of women who cheat. Look it up. You just know a bunch of cheaters I guess.

Blueglasscup | 18

#2627871 - Monday 6 June 2011 4:57

1- I fucking love your picture.

autezz24680 | 2

#2627983 - Monday 6 June 2011 5:22

32.... you sound like a sexist bitch to me. assholle :)

seanders | 10

#2628440 - Monday 6 June 2011 6:49

48: Thanks for the correction. I wasn't sure.

krez | 20

#2629167 - Monday 6 June 2011 9:30

#58: Men and women cheat about the same amount, but men get caught or admit it more often. *You* look it up.

herrobear | 0

#2632707 - Monday 6 June 2011 21:53

Well, you can use adultery as leverage to keep stuff that you probably paid for that she'll try to get from you.

lmw562 | 3

#2635458 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:46

it still depends on the state. think of the current owner of the dodgers. he may have to sell and his wife committed adultery. the distribution of assets is based on prenup and the state they will be getting a divorce in.