mrrichkid
United States
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Mariposa, United States
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Anonymous
Stoney Creek, Canada
Playing the long game
Today, after 9 years of loveless marriage, my wife confided in me that she was always an introvert and depressed person, but pretended to be outgoing and fun loving with me up until our marriage, so she could marry me just to lift herself up from low class to high class society. FML
pkz
France
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
Anonymous
Marriage doesn't solve anything
Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML
TCRII
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Alex Xavier
False Advertising
Today, after getting married recently and my wife making a ton of promises about "things" we'd do, she admitted she won't do any of them and said I should just accept that she lied. FML
CaptBlood
Shady dealings
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
Anonymous
Boring FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Anonymous
Tuticorin, India
Baseless
Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML
Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
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heartlessagony 0
ouch...sorry that happened
txdiva 0
#5 she must not care too much about security, or she wouldn't have confessed!!! Sorry OP for your bad luck, but I'm sure if you couldn't see that she didn't love you, others around you could!!!
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Comments (85)
1LL337 0
look at the bright side, now you can go bang other women and not feel guilty or obligated to stay faithful
JayyAmazingg 0
Golddiggeerrrrr.! Stupid Dumb Wife Of Yours.
alex1432 9
#19 your **** are huge!!! I likey!!!!!!!!
Darkhumor 0
quick! Empty your account somehow (Spending spree on holiday? Go to vegas? Give it to someone you trust like your mum?) Then divorce! And make sure all her friends know why! Then dilute her conditioner with nair! And pour bleach on her clothes! And trash her car! And put her on craigslist! No? Too harsh? Or you could just try to make it work, I guess. Or try to divorce without losing half of everything. Heh but then, I don't get mad, I get even ^^ FYL tho, next time renting makes more sense ;)
kenman884 2
You couldn't tell she didn't love you? That... well. That means you're either blind or you've never loved, which is kinda sad.
theobs 1
lol i read "for the poney" at first haha
frostie 0
this is all fml's fault!!! sue fml!!!! http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/3075/12652852.jpg
jcricket 0
put her on an allowance at least make her work for the money.
thebtran 0
sux for u
NoteMyGrin 0
Oh, god. I'm so sorry.