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mrrichkid United States

Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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heartlessagony 0

ouch...sorry that happened

#5 she must not care too much about security, or she wouldn't have confessed!!! Sorry OP for your bad luck, but I'm sure if you couldn't see that she didn't love you, others around you could!!!

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If you get divorced and move on, don't let the next woman know you have money at all. Go dutch on everything, don't spend a fortune on her but still make her feel loved. She still falls for you and stays with you, she's a keeper.

i_heart_boobies 0

honesty is the best policy

emanh2222 0

in 5 minutes i confessed the divorced papers i had conviently already had

I'd marry you for the money too. I'dl even clean the house and rub your back... and maybe go ass-to-mouth. But in all seriousness... yeah, I love money.

LOLSMILEYFACE331 0

haahaa the comments are funnier than the FML!

goldigging ho I'm sorry man

 money isn't everything....

imnotcraZ 0

how much money do u have?

hateevryone 15

now i ain't saying she a gold-digger (in kanye voice)