Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Playing the long game
Today, after 9 years of loveless marriage, my wife confided in me that she was always an introvert and depressed person, but pretended to be outgoing and fun loving with me up until our marriage, so she could marry me just to lift herself up from low class to high class society. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
Marriage doesn't solve anything
Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
False Advertising
Today, after getting married recently and my wife making a ton of promises about "things" we'd do, she admitted she won't do any of them and said I should just accept that she lied. FML
Shady dealings
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
Boring FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Baseless
Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
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heartlessagony 0
ouch...sorry that happened
txdiva 0
#5 she must not care too much about security, or she wouldn't have confessed!!! Sorry OP for your bad luck, but I'm sure if you couldn't see that she didn't love you, others around you could!!!
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Comments (85)
NiceNikez 0
golddigggger!!!
buttshapedfruit 0
divorce that hoe
exohexoh 0
I hope you signed a pre-nup. Get divorced from that gold digger asap.
dropkickgorgeous 0
wow, that blows. **** her best friend, tape it and send it to her after the divorce.
FerrariCake 2
Welcome to the real world, chief... where most chicks marry for money. And guys marry for sex, because they become convinced they can't have any outside of marriage. It's the game chicks play, and now you know the rules. Chicks like to get married because they can legally stop having sex with you at that point, but you can't legally keep your money away from them. So they win. Too bad you had to learn the hard way, but at least you've learned.
gman79 0
you deserve it for getting married, boys don't be stupid
gingersnapper 0
Well, OP, that IS one of the pitfalls you face when you import them from Azerbaijan.
chux4w 0
She married you for "the" money, or married you for your money? If it was for benefits and tax breaks it's nearly understandable. Nearly.
Twin_Uzis 0
Well, DUH. That's what women do.
LeeNaH_fml 0
hope u got a prenup!