Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Playing the long game
Today, after 9 years of loveless marriage, my wife confided in me that she was always an introvert and depressed person, but pretended to be outgoing and fun loving with me up until our marriage, so she could marry me just to lift herself up from low class to high class society. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
Marriage doesn't solve anything
Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
False Advertising
Today, after getting married recently and my wife making a ton of promises about "things" we'd do, she admitted she won't do any of them and said I should just accept that she lied. FML
Shady dealings
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
Boring FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Baseless
Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
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heartlessagony 0
ouch...sorry that happened
txdiva 0
#5 she must not care too much about security, or she wouldn't have confessed!!! Sorry OP for your bad luck, but I'm sure if you couldn't see that she didn't love you, others around you could!!!
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Comments (85)
The_good_times 0
Well, divorcing her is probably what she wants anyway, she gets half the stuff so yeah, she's prolly already hitting it off with the gardener or sth.
thenumberblue 0
you shoulda slapped her and been like "bitch, idgaf, go make me a sandwich"
righttorule 0
'a fool & his money are soon parted'...one way or another or what we women call a 'dick based decision' don't let the little head rule dude!
perdix 31
The problem is that you married one that is either rude or dumb enough to ADMIT that she married you just for your money. That could be OK if you are getting your money's worth. If she services you as well or better than other ****** in your price range, you might as well keep the one you have and prolong the marriage sham. Lots of us do;)
Lov3r 0
aw that sucks . people -__-. fyl
BikerMike 0
treat her like the ******* ***** she is
ImaginaryFoe 1
WTF is that in the pic?
UrLiFsuX 4
lol here kitty kitty!
Trixies100 0
well **** her she can suck it
Trixies100 0
@ #8 and ifshe didn't have a sister for her mom
goonie85 0
What a dumb c#nt. You'll be divorcing soon, move some of that money around, make it harder to get to so she can't take everything. Who would really say that? She must be aching for a divorce. Hope there's no kids....
Craw25 0
Damn gold diggers