By moodyreallyrocks - 09/07/2012 00:30 - United States - Mayfield

Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 940
You deserved it 2 939

Same thing different taste

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Thank you for your service. What a way to be rewarded. :( Kid isn't yours and apparently neither is the wife. D I V O R C E

She should miss the divorce party then!

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So sorry! Thank you for your service and fighting for good in the world! You are all heroes no matter the age: gender or race. You will find somebody better, the soldier gets the girls! :) hope you ship home soon!

Man **** that Bitch. You risk your life overseas and she pays you with "I'm prego, not yours."

ScrewedUpMess 15

So he can't be around for his wife all of the time because he is doing something courageous and importan, and that means that it's perfectly alright for his wife to cheat on him? How can some people honestly think that this is acceptable? OP, I am very sorry sir, I sincerely hope that you find someone who can actually respect you and the sacrifice you make for your country.

SGTScottUSArmy 4

Op- take some NCO advice! you already know what to do sir! Divorce her and make her famous!

xplainphrox 8

Thank you for your service and dedication. Don't do something stupid... Like getting yourself killed!! She'd get benefits she doesn't deserve!! I'd start the divorce as soon as ya could... Speak to your 'boss' and see what you can do from where you are... This is why some cultures sew the woman's privates closed... I don't agree with the culture, but your wife needed this done!! She deserves every persons' disgust! Again. Sorry OP

jordyxjigsaw 11

This is exactly what that new tv show had said. The one were therapy becomes a sport. I don't believe you.

McFail_fml 4

Sorry to say, but under the law in most if not all states, if you are married when the baby is born or if one is born within 10 months of you getting divorced, that baby is legally yours.

raraisbang 12

That's not true. That is why they have that cool thing called DNA testing, and seeing as he was overseas during conception and birth, I'm pretty sure everyone will believe this kid isn't his.

Thank you for defending our freedom. Women are evil

She had 9 months ... That's nearly a year to tell you she's pregnant and having this baby. What a selfish **** bucket. Get tested to confirm you're not the father... Unless there is absolutely no way... And move on!