By moodyreallyrocks - 09/07/2012 00:30 - United States - Mayfield

Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML
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JestrRulz 12

Thank you for your service. What a way to be rewarded. :( Kid isn't yours and apparently neither is the wife. D I V O R C E

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s0ulslack 20

She should miss the divorce party then!

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Sooner5oh 3

Make sure you don't forget to invite her to your divorce hearing! In all this there are people here in the US thankful for your work you're doing!

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Jasonf6 0

That's ****** up man. I'm sorry she's a ******* ***** who is obviously unpatriotic as well.

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Token780 3

Thank you for serving this country. You will find someone better and who isn't going to hell.

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makenzie1322 0

That is awful! You are doing a great job over seas and should not be rewarded by this!

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TormundGiantBane 3

Then it isn't your firstborn. Don't be a dickstand officer. Get out now.

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delicious69 5

There's a special place in hell for her.

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erinchick1 7

I grew up as a military brat and currently work at the PX at Fort Detrick in Maryland and have a deep respect for the military. What your wife did was extremely DISPICABLE and wrong. Walk away while you still can. Thank you for your service and I hope you come home safe.

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