Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
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Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
unsatisfying
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
horribleevening
Hornsby, Australia
Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML
nobueno
Heads up
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Privacy please
Richmond, United States
So, as I was saying before I was interrupted by your colon…
Today, my wife hit a new level of clingy when she picked the lock on the bathroom door so she could sit with me while I shat. FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML
0h_Boy
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Content warning
Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26
I got bad news about your sex game...
MrSarcasmic 10
she was actually writing an FML of her own
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Comments (83)
Mabalzeshary 6
Slap that shit out that bitchs hand and then stick it in her ass. Bet she wont check her email again.
Fedezzer 20
You are not here to "make love". You are here, 'ladies', to have sex! To please your woman! If you wanna learn, you're gonna have to work! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY THRUSTS YOU PUSS-FILLED BARREL OF MONKEY SPUNK!!
xkncas 8
A recent study shows that women are less likely to willingly give up their cellphones for a week thank sex, whereas men would be less likely to give up sex than their cellphones. Not surprising that she "multitasks", especially if she is more invested in her phone than you.
gameover18 17
OUCH! Step one: try not to cry step two: lay down step three cry a lot
pedinhuh 23
You nedd to watch more...um ..erm.....Sexual educational movies???
Fedezzer 20
Sexually* educational.
BadassGinger 3
step up a little. But next time she does that. Get out of her and go check ur email or facebook ;)
dakatabg 31
Maybe you pleased her already and she was waiting for you so to kill the time she will check the mail :)
Cyrus00 41
I think that's wishful thinking.
drewflav 17
I see no one has learned from sex FMLs. Hide the phones before having fun!!
fatmcfatty 13
sex therapist needed maybe?
non_finisher 9
Don't worry she must have started to watch ****...! Lol with no offence