I don't know where you live but where I live it's incredibly rare for the connection to disappear

I think this was a joke, people...

It was, but eh. Can't win them all

AntiCLIMAXtic*

Sounds like you wandered into the wrong part of the Internet, pal

Yeah I don't think #6 quite understands the concept of marriage.

Here, sir, have your 200th upvote. This comment was creative and funny.

250th up vote :)

That's a lot of assuming without having any true evidence. How do you know all these things you listed? Especially about OP's technique. Were you there and watching them? That would be kind of weird. You're prematurely blaming the OP when you actually don't know anything.

Except if they were video chatting, which seems highly likely, it would be really hard to pull this off because it would be extremely obvious.

Hey dude you forgot to add Skype system technician to your footer

Then it looks like you'd better delete your FML account.

When you are underage, absolutely. A married couple who are obviously not in the same bed for whatever reason can and should. It is part of a healthy relationship.

Fucking plebes, am I right? Ethernet connection for life!