By 0h_Boy - 20/04/2016 20:03 - United States - Brooklyn

Spicy
Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML
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Tripartita 44

"Trust me, we were just as disappointed as you." –Skype system technician

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mds9986 24

Well that was anticlimactic.

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psychopolarbear 28

How dare you expect the Internet connection to be reliable. What on earth made you think technology would pull through when you needed it to

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lexos 16

I don't know where you live but where I live it's incredibly rare for the connection to disappear

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psychopolarbear 28

It was, but eh. Can't win them all

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Damn internet is an assh-

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stingray112 24

Sounds like you repaid for a sin with that one

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PrincessZelda_HR 22

Sounds like you wandered into the wrong part of the Internet, pal

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okudatwo 11

Yeah I don't think #6 quite understands the concept of marriage.

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Tripartita 44

"Trust me, we were just as disappointed as you." –Skype system technician

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scyth3s 13

Here, sir, have your 200th upvote. This comment was creative and funny.

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Tripartita 44

OP's wife is going to have a serious case of blue ovaries.

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bahklava 8

Sounds like OP's wife wasn't feeling it and cut the call, blaming it on the connection to spare your feelings. YDI for poor technique.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

That's a lot of assuming without having any true evidence. How do you know all these things you listed? Especially about OP's technique. Were you there and watching them? That would be kind of weird. You're prematurely blaming the OP when you actually don't know anything.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Except if they were video chatting, which seems highly likely, it would be really hard to pull this off because it would be extremely obvious.

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katachristic 19

Hey dude you forgot to add Skype system technician to your footer

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hardcorefan16 22

That's why you don't do things on the Internet

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ThrottleJockey 35

Then it looks like you'd better delete your FML account.

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ciammmm 11

When you are underage, absolutely. A married couple who are obviously not in the same bed for whatever reason can and should. It is part of a healthy relationship.

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Saikon1357 25

******* plebes, am I right? Ethernet connection for life!

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