FML : Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and...

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Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

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By nicholascageonyourface - / Sunday 9 June 2013 05:13 / United States - Papillion

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By Welshite | 39

#5527217 - Sunday 9 June 2013 15:54

You interrupted the sacred Cage ritual. You shall die for your transgression!

By SWC_Penguin | 17

#5527246 - Sunday 9 June 2013 16:00

Mask? No, that was Nicholas Cage wearing a floral dress.

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By Welshite | 39

#5527217 - Sunday 9 June 2013 15:54

You interrupted the sacred Cage ritual. You shall die for your transgression!

lp5252 | 4

#5527240 - Sunday 9 June 2013 15:58

drop the pizza and fucking run!

gotaplanstan | 28

#5527274 - Sunday 9 June 2013 16:20

Yeah but what happened to John Travolta's face??? Maybe the cats ate it?

SadGirl18 | 16

#5527332 - Sunday 9 June 2013 17:16

He got caged.

JereMy_Life | 6

#5905863 - Saturday 5 April 2014 18:12

Maybe he didn't interrupt it, because it hadnt started yet: she was waiting for him to be part of it ! That's why she called the pizza delivery guy. Hadn't he leaved, he would be wearing a Nicolas Cage mask right now...

By Melix | 31

#5527229 - Sunday 9 June 2013 15:56

She was partying hard with her cats. Lol.

DyslexicPanda | 12

#5527285 - Sunday 9 June 2013 16:31

OP should be glad she didn't want to wear HIS face

Melix | 31

#5527317 - Sunday 9 June 2013 16:59

Imagine if she was wearing his face already when she opened the door? O.O

nevereyes | 31

#5870395 - Thursday 27 February 2014 7:47

That would make for a good creepypasta.

DarksideDoll | 31

#5872117 - Saturday 1 March 2014 3:48

That's a little too intense.

By k_lylepad | 19

#5527231 - Sunday 9 June 2013 15:56

That's some Paranormal Activity shit. Put the pizza down and walk away very slowly.

HolyCrepe | 10

#5527412 - Sunday 9 June 2013 18:38

I wouldn't be leaving slowly if I saw that...

xSphinx | 18

#5872289 - Saturday 1 March 2014 7:00

how is that paranormal activity? you're stupid, stop breathing.

By brittyboo123 | 35

#5527234 - Sunday 9 June 2013 15:57

Interesting people in the world.

By guy24 | 9

#5527236 - Sunday 9 June 2013 15:57

That awkward moment when...

ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU | 10

#5527599 - Sunday 9 June 2013 20:34

...Your comment isn't funny

seventhejellyman | 12

#5865928 - Saturday 22 February 2014 20:45

I see what you did there

By Miq999 | 5

#5527238 - Sunday 9 June 2013 15:58

Some really fucking weird people out there

By samabomination | 19

#5527243 - Sunday 9 June 2013 15:59

Congrats! You won the contest! As your job of a pizza delivery guy the contest was to find a person weirder than the people at Walmart! Your prize? Scars for life.

linyah | 11

#5527386 - Sunday 9 June 2013 18:07

not sure on that..i worked for sam's club a while back and we have our famous megatron lady. claimed she is the mother of god, and megatron is coming to get us. Though, i would of been amused to see what OP saw.

cmayer | 20

#5527519 - Sunday 9 June 2013 19:34

Sure she didn't say metatron? Bc god + megaton = plain crazy but god + metatron = makes sense but maybe still a little crazy

nevereyes | 31

#5870400 - Thursday 27 February 2014 7:50

Well I work with a guy who calls himself "hey Zeus" and hits things with a stick of celery.....

sergei_yusef | 11

#5955128 - Saturday 24 May 2014 19:44

#87 his name would be Jèsus. the way he says it is how the Spanish pronounce it. I'm guessing that it's Spanish that is.

By killmeslowly5 | 5

#5527244 - Sunday 9 June 2013 16:00

This made my day at least you know she's a funny lady

By SWC_Penguin | 17

#5527246 - Sunday 9 June 2013 16:00

Mask? No, that was Nicholas Cage wearing a floral dress.

JFloUnknown | 24

#5527376 - Sunday 9 June 2013 17:57

With his Nicolas Cage breed cats.

By MissEmma_fml | 22

#5527251 - Sunday 9 June 2013 16:02

"All of my characters have a glint of madness." - Nicolas Cage.

Sounds like your woman is embracing the madness! Just go with it, who doesn't want to prance about in a Nicolas Cage mask? I know I have!

*leans on wall of padded cell*

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