drop the pizza and fucking run!

Yeah but what happened to John Travolta's face??? Maybe the cats ate it?

He got caged.

Maybe he didn't interrupt it, because it hadnt started yet: she was waiting for him to be part of it ! That's why she called the pizza delivery guy. Hadn't he leaved, he would be wearing a Nicolas Cage mask right now...

OP should be glad she didn't want to wear HIS face

Imagine if she was wearing his face already when she opened the door? O.O

That would make for a good creepypasta.

That's a little too intense.

I wouldn't be leaving slowly if I saw that...

how is that paranormal activity? you're stupid, stop breathing.

...Your comment isn't funny

I see what you did there

not sure on that..i worked for sam's club a while back and we have our famous megatron lady. claimed she is the mother of god, and megatron is coming to get us. Though, i would of been amused to see what OP saw.

Sure she didn't say metatron? Bc god + megaton = plain crazy but god + metatron = makes sense but maybe still a little crazy

Well I work with a guy who calls himself "hey Zeus" and hits things with a stick of celery.....

#87 his name would be Jèsus. the way he says it is how the Spanish pronounce it. I'm guessing that it's Spanish that is.

With his Nicolas Cage breed cats.