Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
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Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
unsatisfying
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
horribleevening
Hornsby, Australia
Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML
nobueno
Heads up
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Privacy please
Richmond, United States
So, as I was saying before I was interrupted by your colon…
Today, my wife hit a new level of clingy when she picked the lock on the bathroom door so she could sit with me while I shat. FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML
0h_Boy
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Content warning
Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26
I got bad news about your sex game...
MrSarcasmic 10
she was actually writing an FML of her own
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Comments (83)
imtooshy 18
I'm not sure how I'd even handle that situation....sorry, **** your life is right.
skittycat213 19
Get her attention by knocking on the back door?
buddy51 23
OP- She's saying you're such an intense and amazing lover that she can have overwhelming orgasms AND check her email. Yeah, that's it! Tell yourself that, it will salve your seriously burned ego. YDI for being a boring lay!! FHL for having to have sex with you!!
jonha21 11
You aint got no game Bro Smh-.-
ballerboy20 8
sounds like your dad skipped out on the clit talk
stanjohnson 11
Reminds me of a joke about a hooker and a john that took to long. She shoved a pencil up his ass and told him if he couldn't cum, write. At least she didn't shove the computer up your ass.
brittyboo123 35
Do that to her next time!
Omniprism 14
I would have pulled out, rubbed one out and then go find a girlfriend until your wife agrees to therapy or whatever else she needs to come to terms with.
sammyjanette 17
So, you would break your vowels, because you can't please your wife? At least she's having sex with you.
jhs578650 9
@58 You should listen to #87. People won't understand a word you say if you go around breaking your vowels. :) Also, don't be an ass. Nothing excuses cheating.
sammyjanette 17
That was funny! I should definitely be strung up for writing vowels instead of vows though.
Whatapuffchild 23
nice
iamthunder 4
Were any of the emails important or just spam like usual?